After the (much undeserved) success and praise of “Cabin Fever” we are gonna get treated to another piece of shit from that hack Eli Roth.

”Hostel’ is about two American friends who go on a backpacking trip to Europe, and they’re looking for excitement, girls and drugs and all the stuff that you can’t find in America,” Roth explains. “Someone tells them that if they want to meet girls, they got to go to Slovakia; he tells them about this hostel where there are tons of beautiful girls who’ll have sex with anyone who’s a foreigner. So these two guys and their Icelandic friend go to this place, and it turns out to be true; but then the next day [they find themselves] in a whole lot of trouble and we realize there’s something really horrible, awful and sick going on there.”

Hmmm. I wonder how many classic horror films (plots and imagery) he’s gonna rip off and and try to cram in this new film. Plus, I must admit to being dead curious as to what “all the stuff that you can’t find in America” could be. We’re America. We have everything … including really crappy movie writer/directors.

Yep. We are a week and a half out from the horror film that I am super excited to see. I know that you regualr readers have already heard my complaints about what Lions Gate has done to make more money off this release. I really don’t think that an NC-17 rating would have equaled the death of this film in theaters. It showed uncut in France without any problems … but then again those French are evil, aren’t they? “High Tension” hits theaters on June 10.

Ooooo, oooooo! I loves me some George Romero. Some of my favorite horror films (i.e. “Martin“) have been done by him. So, what’s “Land of the Dead” gonna be like? I have no idea!!! I usually try and stay away from press for Romero’s works as he always does something unique and unexpected with his films. “Land of Dead” invades your town on June 24.