Not too surprised by the top search terms. I sometimes wonder if Owen Hawk is googling his own name and knows that I lust after him. Something tells me he’s got better things to do. As for the person who is asking “is whipped cream in vaginas bad?” … a gay man wouldn’t know that! But, I do know a couple of experts that I should be able to get the answer from. Lord know that I ain’t gonna find out for myself.
Nor would a gay man have Jessica Biel’s ass pics! Who the heck is Biel anyway?
Now, to find out what a tamassee knob is!
Update: It’s a place in South Carolina…at least it’s a better name than Toad Suck Park in Arkansas.
For a second there, I thought that was a shopping list.