After the (much undeserved) success and praise of “Cabin Fever” we are gonna get treated to another piece of shit from that hack Eli Roth.

”Hostel’ is about two American friends who go on a backpacking trip to Europe, and they’re looking for excitement, girls and drugs and all the stuff that you can’t find in America,” Roth explains. “Someone tells them that if they want to meet girls, they got to go to Slovakia; he tells them about this hostel where there are tons of beautiful girls who’ll have sex with anyone who’s a foreigner. So these two guys and their Icelandic friend go to this place, and it turns out to be true; but then the next day [they find themselves] in a whole lot of trouble and we realize there’s something really horrible, awful and sick going on there.”

Hmmm. I wonder how many classic horror films (plots and imagery) he’s gonna rip off and and try to cram in this new film. Plus, I must admit to being dead curious as to what “all the stuff that you can’t find in America” could be. We’re America. We have everything … including really crappy movie writer/directors.