Sucked Dry!

November has suddenly arrived, and with it comes the yearly weeks-long panic attack about signing up for health insurance. Last year, my premium went up over 200%, and it is set to do the same for 2027 (if I stay on my existing plan). It should be criminal for your health insurance to cost almost as much as your mortgage payment. Ugh!

Meanwhile …


David always drags out my VHS copy of the ’80s porn classic, Gayracula, at parties just to get a laugh out of everyone. This has annoyed me for years because he’s making fun of a super campy and SUPER HOT porn film that he has never seen. I have never shown it to him because I have become terrified of the VCRs in the house after the one in the bedroom started eating every tape that was put into it. So, Gayracula has not been seen in this house for ages.

Flashback!
A while back, I ran across a notebook where I was making notes of what was in my official HIS Video release and a duped copy BJ had sent me. My memory of this is that I was taking notes so he could do a detailed page on his blog about Gayracula and the cuts that had been made to it. Nothing ever came of it, though, for some reason.
83 Minutes!

Anyhoo …

A few weeks ago, David flashed my Gayracula VHS around at another party, and that got my brain going on trying to find a DVD copy. A Google search quickly led me to Bijou Video, but they had the DVD listed at 62 minutes, and the description stated it was the cut version. They said something about it being standard practice back in the day to cut down porn films. But within a few days, they announced that an uncut “source” had been found, and they would be selling the uncut version from that point forward. Whoot!

“Newly remastered by Bijou in 2026, restored to its original 83 minute length! Previously missing scenes featured in this edition include an orgiastic occult ritual, a climactic vampire showdown, and additional sex sequences.”

I am not so sure that Gayracula has been “newly remastered” or “restored.” I suspect they got access to an uncut VHS, like the one I have, and just copied that over onto DVD. I won’t complain about that because something is better than nothing. Now, I can watch Steve Collins (SWOON!), Tim Kramer and company work their hard on inducing magic again without having to worry about getting a mangled tape for my troubles. Yay!

Gayracula ... UNCUT!So, here we are. The uncut HIS Video VHS and the Bijou Classics uncut DVD. My only complaint would be that “He’ll suck you dry!” is a much, much better tag phrase than “He can’t live without dick!” AND! It would have been nice if that had kept that cool logo from the original release, but that’s just the designer in me being fussy.

 

Sucked Dry!

Week-ity Weekend!

Another long slog of a work week is in the books. Shew. This past month has really made me feel like I need about six months off just to be lazy.

The Regal Unlimited Membership is keeping me busy with trips to the movies. I saw Digger last night and will see Beware Boiúna tomorrow night. I also need to figure out how to squeeze in The Influencer Project over the next few days too. There’s no rest for the movie fan!

But what really needs to happen is I need to get back to cross-stitching. The project I started at the end of the spring has been sitting there stalled for months because summer was too distracting. Maybe the cooler temps that are nigh will kick me in the ass and get me going again.

Meanwhile … here is some random nipple and muscle I stole off TikTok.  Grrrr.

TikTok Candy

Week-ity Weekend!

Movie Night!

We finally made it to the movies last night to see Spider-Man: Brand New Day. It’s a solid entry into the new run of Spider-Man movies. I, for one, am glad they have finally gotten away from using the word “home” in the movie’s title. It was starting to confuse this old man’s brain. Anyhoo. I guess because he’s gotten super ripped, there is a gratuitous amount of Tom Holland shirtless in this movie. David called me a perv when I told him it was my favorite part. Russian bathhouse scene FTW! Ha ha.

Hello, Spider-Man!

Movie Night!

Eye Candy Break [Mental Health Edition]

I was at a (very nice) gay campground over the weekend, and I should have known that I would come back fucked in the head. I have been to two gay campgrounds previously and I came back depressed and upset both times. I should have known this time would be no different. I should have just stayed at home. I just can’t funtion in that kind of environment. Honestly, I question if I function well in any enviorment these days. It sure doesn’t feel like it.

So, here’s some leather focused eye candy to distract you while I try and put my brain back together.

Discipline

Eye Candy Break [Mental Health Edition]

Things & Stuff and Stuff & Things

– Guess who is sick with (what I am assuming is) a sinus infection!  It started last Monday and made last week a bit pesky. The weekend wasn’t much more fun. If it were just the snot, I could deal with it better. It’s the sinus pressure/pain and headache that make things miserable.

– I finished my top-secret cross-stitch project last night. I will finally post some photos of the darn thing when I get it framed, and it’s been handed off to the lucky recipient. I am fairly certain this person doesn’t look at this blog anymore … but you never know!

– I talked the other day about the stages of grief I have been stuck in over Róisín Murphy’s heel turn from queer-friendly singer to evil TERF monster.  Last week, I commented on a Facebook post of hers whining about being canceled. My comment was blunt and expressed hurt. It was not full of the insults I would like to hurl in her direction. Well … she blocked me. [Insert Eyeroll Emoji Here!]

Roisin Murphy Blocked Me On Facebook

– AND … If anyone has $1.3 million to give me so that I can purchase this brutalist beauty that is located in the California desert, please contact me. SWOON!

Brutalist Brutalist

Things & Stuff and Stuff & Things

Jake Break

Jake!

Hello, Jake!

I know it’s been a while since I have reached out to you. I am sorry that I haven’t seen your new movie, Roadhouse, yet. I have seen your “getting in shape for the movie” training video though. Dang! It’s too bad you shaved your chest hair but I guess you can be forgiven for that. And know, if you ever need something to drill other than your forearms, you can always hit the “contact me” link in the menu.

Love, Chas.

Jake Break