Sucked Dry!

November has suddenly arrived, and with it comes the yearly weeks-long panic attack about signing up for health insurance. Last year, my premium went up over 200%, and it is set to do the same for 2027 (if I stay on my existing plan). It should be criminal for your health insurance to cost almost as much as your mortgage payment. Ugh!

Meanwhile …


David always drags out my VHS copy of the ’80s porn classic, Gayracula, at parties just to get a laugh out of everyone. This has annoyed me for years because he’s making fun of a super campy and SUPER HOT porn film that he has never seen. I have never shown it to him because I have become terrified of the VCRs in the house after the one in the bedroom started eating every tape that was put into it. So, Gayracula has not been seen in this house for ages.

Flashback!
A while back, I ran across a notebook where I was making notes of what was in my official HIS Video release and a duped copy BJ had sent me. My memory of this is that I was taking notes so he could do a detailed page on his blog about Gayracula and the cuts that had been made to it. Nothing ever came of it, though, for some reason.
83 Minutes!

Anyhoo …

A few weeks ago, David flashed my Gayracula VHS around at another party, and that got my brain going on trying to find a DVD copy. A Google search quickly led me to Bijou Video, but they had the DVD listed at 62 minutes, and the description stated it was the cut version. They said something about it being standard practice back in the day to cut down porn films. But within a few days, they announced that an uncut “source” had been found, and they would be selling the uncut version from that point forward. Whoot!

“Newly remastered by Bijou in 2026, restored to its original 83 minute length! Previously missing scenes featured in this edition include an orgiastic occult ritual, a climactic vampire showdown, and additional sex sequences.”

I am not so sure that Gayracula has been “newly remastered” or “restored.” I suspect they got access to an uncut VHS, like the one I have, and just copied that over onto DVD. I won’t complain about that because something is better than nothing. Now, I can watch Steve Collins (SWOON!), Tim Kramer and company work their hard on inducing magic again without having to worry about getting a mangled tape for my troubles. Yay!

Gayracula ... UNCUT!So, here we are. The uncut HIS Video VHS and the Bijou Classics uncut DVD. My only complaint would be that “He’ll suck you dry!” is a much, much better tag phrase than “He can’t live without dick!” AND! It would have been nice if that had kept that cool logo from the original release, but that’s just the designer in me being fussy.

 

Sucked Dry!

Somewhat Updatey

Shew. What a week it’s been so far. I am still in “come down” mode from the brain-melting stress of the past weeks. But I have received the files for two freelance jobs. So, freelance work, Halloween festivities, and the bevy of movies I need to see should be able to distract me for a few days (at the very least).

The Complete Kubrick from Criterion
But at least my copy of The Complete Kubrick arrived earlier this week (purchased at the Criterion 50% Off Flash Sale last week, thanks to my side hustle). Whenever I get something like this, as a designer, I always wonder what it would be like to have free rein to come up with a collector’s set like this. It is pretty spectacular in the way it’s designed (IMHO). BUT the internet forums are lit-the-fuck-up over how the discs are housed. Aesthetically, I like the way the discs are stored. But in practice, they are quite pesky to remove. For me, the disc with the international version of The Shining is particularly hard to take out and put back in.

Who knows. Maybe I will get a wild hair and do the individual case thing for the various movies. I need to investigate just what it will cost to get the cases and art files to make that happen. Time will tell!

Somewhat Updatey

Wochenende!

The Devils
On Saturday, I got to see Ken Russell’s The Devils in all its restored and uncut glory. What a seriously unhinged (in the best way) movie. I really do wonder how this thing got greenlit back in the early ’70s. The content is still pretty boundary-pushing by 2026 standards. Now, bring on the 4K special edition.

55+ Breakfast Sampler
Here is a photo of one of the many senior meals that I will be consuming at IHOP since I am now considered to be a senior in their eyes. Yes!

Fictional Selves
While at Barnes & Noble, I snagged Kyle MacLachlan’s memoir. For some reason, I have been on a memoir-buying kick, and I currently have six that I need to read.

Pumpkin Carvin'
Here we are carving pumpkins with A&A during our (now) annual spooky movie day. Finley supervised to make sure nobody cut a finger off. Happy Haunting Season, everyone!

Wochenende!

“Deliverance” 4K Announced!

Criterion Collection DELIVERANCE 4K UHD
Stupid excited that Criterion has announced a 4K release of Deliverance for January 2027. Squee!

DIRECTOR-APPROVED 4K UHD + BLU-RAY SPECIAL EDITION FEATURES

  • New 4K digital restoration, supervised and approved by director John Boorman, with uncompressed monaural soundtrack
  • Alternate 5.1 surround DTS-HD Master Audio soundtrack
  • One 4K UHD disc of the film presented in Dolby Vision HDR and one Blu-ray with the film and special features
  • Audio commentary featuring Boorman
  • New interview with critic Mark Harris
  • Audio reading of “Mountain Men: An Oral History of Deliverance,” a 2011 article by Charles Bethea
  • James Dickey reading from his novel Deliverance
  • The Dangerous World of “Deliverance,” a 1972 documentary about the making of the film
  • Interview with Dickey from a 1977 episode of The Dick Cavett Show
  • The Making of “Deliverance” (2007), a four-part documentary by Laurent Bouzereau
  • The Cast Looks Back, a roundtable discussion from 2012
  • Trailer
  • English subtitles for the deaf and hard of hearing
  • PLUS: An essay by author Francine Prose
“Deliverance” 4K Announced!

“The Devils” Week

Answered Prayers ... THE DEVILS
Answered Prayers ... THE DEVILS
And then, very suddenly, here we are. Ken Russell’s The Devils is now unleashed in all its uncut, restored glory. Yes. Our prayers have been answered. I seriously can’t thank Warner Bros. Clockwork enough for making this happen.

We lucked out, and a couple of theaters in the Asheville area are showing it. I conned Boyfriend 2 into going with me. So hopefully he will still be speaking to me after the 12:55 screening we are attending tomorrow. Ha!

The Devils is in theaters for one week. Get thee to the closest movie theater showing it!

“The Devils” Week

Another Trip Around the Sun

And ... 55!
Well. Two days ago I turned 55. How the hell did that happen?! If you had asked me 25 years ago whether I’d make it this far, I would have said, “That’s not gonna happen.” I guess everyone says that when they are young. And now here I am fatter, deafer (I really do think I need hearing aids), and greyer. Yay.

So, for the past day and a half, I have been nursing a pretty nasty hangover because I drank way too many Bourbon Cheerwine Slushies (yay, alcohol and sugar) to celebrate. Hooray for being old!

Since I am now flitting around the edges of being a “senior,” I have decided to embrace it instead of burying my head in the sand. And you know what happens when you get to my age … the start of SENIOR DISCOUNTS! Certain businesses start their senior discounts for folks aged 55. And I am now a folk aged 55! Which means that I will be at the local IHOP ordering off the Senior Menu as quickly as possible. I can’t wait to have my ID checked for that!

Another Trip Around the Sun

Broken

Broken
Broken
As the perfect capper on a crappy week, I somehow managed to break my commitment ring. I had no idea that tungsten carbide would do this. And I have no idea how this actually occurred. David and I got these rings back in 2017 or 2018, so I am a bit crushed about this. It’s going to be a few weeks before we can make it back to the store over in Tennessee, where we bought them. Supposedly, it has a lifetime warranty. Though I doubt I’ll be able to get a free replacement. Who has “proof of purchase” nearly 10 years after the fact? Ugh.

Broken

RSD Black Friday Disappointment

10,000 Maniacs "Candy Everybody Wants" RSD Black Friday 2026
Yesterday, the Record Store Day Black Friday list for 2026 dropped. Imagine my excitement when I saw a listing for a 10,000 Maniacs’ Candy Everybody Wants (1982-1992) box set. It’s limited to 2600 units and includes the five albums 100,000 Maniacs released via Elektra Records (Hope Chest [The Fredonia Recordings 1982-1983], The Wishing Chair, In My Tribe, Blind Man’s Zoo, and Our Time in Eden), plus a sixth LP of rarities. Imagine my disappointment when I saw this box set will retail for $250. That’s almost $42 per album! Now, I have bought a few limited edition vinyl box sets with 6+ LPs in them over the years, and I have never paid that much. So I guess I will not be adding this to my already out-of-control record collection. The bright side is that I won’t be standing in some freezing cold line for hours, and I won’t be spending $250.

(Keep looking on the bright side. Keep looking on the bright side. Keep looking on the bright side. Keep looking on the bright side. Keep looking on the bright side.)

RSD Black Friday Disappointment

Design Time [I’m a Bitter Asshole Edition]

Back in the summer of 2020, I ended my tenure as the graphic designer for the local community theater. The whole staff got laid off in March when the doors were closed because of COVID. In July, after volunteering to design art for two virtual events and not receiving any thanks for it, I decided to step back and try to find other work. At that time, nobody knew how long the place would be closed, and I didn’t want to feel obligated to volunteer my time when nobody really appreciated what I was doing. I was met with “we can’t do this without you” from at least FOUR people in decision-making positions. I told each one of them that they should hit me up when the theater was close to reopening to see if I would be available. Everyone gave me the impression that this was something that would happen.

Fast forward to the summer of 2021, and they reopened with a new “designer.” I was never approached about returning. This designer then spent the next several years ripping off my work and passing it off as their own. It was pretty infuriating and frustrating to see that nobody could tell that my design work (that I took great pride in) was being recycled and downgraded.

The art for each production also suffered. I can’t speak about how much time was now being spent on that art. What I can speak about is how much time I spent and the thought process that went into the art I did for each show. I was being paid a pittance for the amount of work that I was doing, but I took my time because I wanted the theater to look good.

Every new season announcement would make me crazy because I would see the art for each show, and I could see how I would have done it. I might have even gone so far as to do my own artwork for each of the shows in the 2022, 2023, and 2024 seasons. Insanity, right? I was told as much by the few friends that I told I was doing this. I started managing to control myself and didn’t do my own versions of art for the 2025 shows. It was tough, though.

The 2026 season was announced around this time last year. Again, that urge to try my hand at show art reared its ugly head. I managed to control this urge again … except for the last show of the season. For some reason, the art for that show really bothered me because I could see so clearly what I would have done instead. So, in January I spent a few days doing my thing.

WP-BADHere’s the current art for that show. While the idea isn’t necessarily bad, the execution is not great (IMHO). The Art Deco border is too detailed and busy, with too many fine lines, and the show title lettering doesn’t match the border’s feel. It just doesn’t work well.

WP-GOOD
And here is my design. I kept the Art Deco vibes and used a font that wouldn’t clash with the art. I also used images of cocktail glasses since the whole show is set at a Roaring ’20s party. I used three glasses in each grouping to represent the love triangle in the show. The idea behind the coloring of the glasses comes from the show as well. The yellow represents the lead character, Queenie (who is blonde). The red (and the glasses being upside down) represents the upheaval and bloodshed that happens at the climax of the show.

So, there it is. I like to think what I did is good and advertises the show better … but who knows. I have seen a ton of “let me redesign this bad art” posts across the internet, and they all generally strike me as the designer being full of themselves. I guess I am too. But it does make my eye twitch a little to see the place I spent years making look good settle for the kind of art that is being put out there since their post-COVID reopening … especially since someone made the decision to not approach me about coming back as their in-house designer.

So. Yeah. I’m bitter about all this and still fucked in the head six years on.

Design Time [I’m a Bitter Asshole Edition]

Week-ity Weekend!

Another long slog of a work week is in the books. Shew. This past month has really made me feel like I need about six months off just to be lazy.

The Regal Unlimited Membership is keeping me busy with trips to the movies. I saw Digger last night and will see Beware Boiúna tomorrow night. I also need to figure out how to squeeze in The Influencer Project over the next few days too. There’s no rest for the movie fan!

But what really needs to happen is I need to get back to cross-stitching. The project I started at the end of the spring has been sitting there stalled for months because summer was too distracting. Maybe the cooler temps that are nigh will kick me in the ass and get me going again.

Meanwhile … here is some random nipple and muscle I stole off TikTok.  Grrrr.

TikTok Candy

Week-ity Weekend!

Double Feature Weekend

PRIMETIME & HEART OF THE BEAST

This past weekend, I went to the movies twice because I don’t have anything better to do with my time. Ha!

I was pretty excited to see Primetime, the Robert Patterson as To Catch a Predator‘s Chris Hansen movie. All the actors in this movie are bringing their A-game and really putting in some good work. But I think the script and director let this one down. It’s got a cool visual style, but then it gets overstylized for no real apparent reason. The script doesn’t really seem to know what the movie should be about, so when it ends, you don’t have any clear idea of what was trying to be said about any of the people or events.

Heart of the Beast was pretty okay! I am a sucker for a survival movie, especially one set in beautiful, rugged locales. My biggest complaint is that they give the ending away at the very beginning. AND I don’t understand why, in the Year of Our Lord 2026, we still have to suffer through badly done CGI animals in films. Surely there is another trained bear, like Bart the Bear, that can be brought in for these kinds of films. Anyhoo … the movie did make me tear up at the end, and it gets points for that.

Three movies (Digger, Beware Boiúna, and The Influencer Project) are on the slate over the next week. Will any of them be good? Time will tell!

Double Feature Weekend