So, I survived Timerbell and Fornication Fan Fest 2025! It was four days of hot sun, big muscles, and bigger cocks.
The silver tag was my admission into the event. The black tag means I peddle my ass on the internet (not that anyone paid attention to that).
There were various porn stars there and I got to meet three of them … Dirk Caber, Johnah Wheeler, and Allen Silver. They are all super nice guys to talk to.
Allen Silver sat two seats down from me at dinner the first night. We ended up having a nice chat, and I got a photo with him. Eat your heart out, David! I wish I had gotten pictures with Jonah Wheeler and (especially) Dirk Caber.
The pool area at Timberfell is really nice. But, I stayed in the sun too long on Friday (!!!), which meant there was no pool for me on Saturday or Sunday. A bummer for sure since it was the major hangout space for everyone.
I was super jealous of this person’s inflatable Buc-ee!
The chalkboard in The Bathhouse always had good words of gay wisdom. Ha ha.
Ultimately, the best part of the trip was the IHOP breakfast I had after I left the campground on Sunday morning. You can’t go wrong with the Breakfast Sampler. Yum!
I did meet some nice locals and some cool guys from Atlanta and the Raleigh area. So, some friendships might form from meeting them over the weekend. That’s always a good thing!
I will say that I am looking forward to meeting up with Jim Stone, my friend who harassed me into going and that I stayed with, in a few days to get his final impressions regarding the event. I suspect he will have a favorable opinion since he filmed with multiple people.
So … what did I come away with? A nasty sunburn and no real networking with other content creators or any content created with other creators. It’s pretty disappointing, because it’s the whole reason I went. What kept it from happening? My looks? My shyness? Probably a combination of the two. I am the kind of guy who’s going to fall into the background because hotter guys are floating around. Oh well. It makes me question if I want to continue my content creation adventure if it’s destined to be a solo one.