Dear Santa Claus,
This is Charles from North Carolina again.
Not to sound too greedy, but I would also really love to have Colby Keller for Christmas as well. Can you do that for me?
I promise that I have been really good this past year.
You’re the greatest Santa!
Charles
P.S. What kind of cookies do you like?
Dear Charles,
Thank you for your constant stream of letters. While you may not be the best little boy on my list, you are certainly the most determined. I regret that I got your request for a semi nude male after I received the Christmas wish lists for the Republican National Committee. After filling their requests for gay men I am down to two fat dudes and a goat, although I expect Cheney to ask for a small animal to sacrifice again this year so you better hurry if you want the goat. Next year, I suggest you send your request earlier or change your party affiliation if you want any sort of decent nude male.
Best wishes,
Santa
P.S. Cookies are fine, but I prefer cocaine. Remember the “Night before Christmas�
“Laying his finger aside of his nose, and giving a nod, up the chimney he roseâ€
Why do you think I had my finger aside my nose………
Woof! I too have been a fan of Colby since his days at Sean Cody. Yum.
I saw Colby at a party in DC, he wears cute, nerdy glasses.
Homer, I am soooooo jealous that you saw him in person. Grrrrrrrrr!
Forget Santa. I’m the guy you need to schmooze up to if you want Colby or Colby.m4v. Yes, Colby is at the top of the optimization list. He should be ready by Christmas if I get enough time on Dewayne’ss iMac.
Reed