Dear Santa Claus,
My name is Charles.
I am a boy and I am already 36 years old! I live in the great state of North Carolina, but I’ll bet you knew that already.
This year I’ve been so good that my halo has only been to the repair shop a few times!
Santa, the thing that I want for Christmas this year more than anything else is a new MacBook Pro with a 15.4″ Display.
I love you Santa!
Charles
P.S. I will leave some milk and cookies for you. I know how much you like them.
Funny, that’s what this 36 year old boy wants for xmas too. Get to work, Santa!
Funny, I’m pretty sure thats what this 37-year old boy is going to get…either from Santa or from some sense of self-empowerment and a big fat sign on bonus from a shiny new employer.
Maybe if you promise Santa some of that good eggnog, he will be more inclined to give you what you REALLY want!!