Yeah. I milked that spider story for all it was worth yesterday. By the end of the day folks were hearing how “poor, unsuspecting me” was nearly mauled (and quite possibly almost killed) by that vicious and deadly predator … how my quick reflexes almost certainly saved my life.

Yeah. I watch waaaaaaay too many 50’s big bug movies. I heart them.

My bosses are now totally creeped out that a spider that large was lurking inside their house.

Boy-oh-boy. Life sure is strange isn’t it? Had the best phone conversation last night that sent me to sleep feelin’ all happy.
[Insert more sappy statements here.]

Gotta mow the yard today. I love mowing the yard (sarcasm). My ultimate fantasy is to have Chris Evans in just a jock strap mowing my lawn. Neighbors be damned!