Golly. I really need to quit obsessing about Chris Evans. I had a dream last night. Mr. Evans was starring in the latest superhero Hollywood blockbuster. And, the website for the movie actually had a desktop image where he was naked and bound in chains to a big marble column. His cock was huge and erect in the picture. His muscles were glistening with sweat as he strained against the chains binding him. I was getting ready to download this desktop image so I could drool on my Mac every single day … then I woke up. Damn.

Some folks I know had better go and check this out in person. If’n I were in NYC, the bouncers would have to drag me off Mr. Hawk … kicking and screaming all the way. That would cool if Mirch were the one to do it. Ah, the fantasies!

The porno-tastic Owen Hawk can be seen in the new issue of [2] Magazine. He’s featured in a spread (pun intended) with Tim Rusty. Golly gee!!! I could just go on and on and on and on about that ole Owen Hawk … oh, wait. I already have (once or twice before). *Sigh* Something tells me I am gonna be watchin’ some porno tonight!

Hmmm. Maybe if Eli Roth just stood around lookin’ all sexy and stuff then I wouldn’t hate him so much.
[Note To Self: Must find shirtless pics of Mr. Roth.]

Clickity-clickity on the picture above and you too can have the spankingly hot Chris Evans for your desktop. Stare at those abs and that fuzzy chest while you work! It’s designed for a 1280 x 854 monitor (the same a a 15″ Powerbook), of course. Enjoy!

Hello again Mr. Evans,

I just wanted to let you know that you made “Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith” so much more enjoyable. Yes. The preview of “Fantastic Four” looked quite good … especially since it looks like you do one scene in just a towel. Yummy!

Please know that I am preparing for your arrival at my little mountain retreat here in North Carolina. And if you have any special requests (i.e. a leather sling), please let me know and I will do my best to accommodate you. We are pretty laid back here, so you’ll be able to “flame on” as much as you want.

Sincerely,
Chas.

Dear Mr. Evans,

I have only seen you in one movie, but I really enjoyed it … and not just because you did the first scene shirtless. That was a big bonus though. I really must now see “Not Another Teen Movie” for some whipped cream excitement. Also, I am looking forward to drooling over watching you as Johnny Storm in “Fantastic Four” this summer.

You are starting to become an obsession. I must confess that I google your name often to see what new images might be out there.

What I think makes you so great is that “boy next door” look … and that super-chiseled body … and that fuzzy chest and tummy. [Sigh]

If you ever feel the urge to have an excellent tongue bath, please feel free to stop by my mountain retreat. You will be welcome anytime.

Sincerely,
Chas.

I know that I really should not be stealing photos from other people. But. Dear! Sweet!! Jebus!!! I love the internet.

Oh, my. How cute is Jake Gyllenhaal? Pretty. Damn. Cute. If you want to get more than your fill Mr. Gyllenhaal, check out iheartjake.com. *SIGH* Continue reading “Wednesday Lust Object” →

For your viewing pleasure, we go totally retro with Rob Lowe in a jock strap. Weren’t the 80’s great?

I confess my utter lust for the Genndy Tartakovsky designed version of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

[Please Note: The Ewan McGregor version isn’t so bad either.]