An Open Letter (Redux)

Flame On!
Hello again Mr. Evans,

I just wanted to let you know that you made “Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith” so much more enjoyable. Yes. The preview of “Fantastic Four” looked quite good … especially since it looks like you do one scene in just a towel. Yummy!

Please know that I am preparing for your arrival at my little mountain retreat here in North Carolina. And if you have any special requests (i.e. a leather sling), please let me know and I will do my best to accommodate you. We are pretty laid back here, so you’ll be able to “flame on” as much as you want.

Sincerely,
Chas.

An Open Letter (Redux)

3 thoughts on “An Open Letter (Redux)

  1. Chris asked me to tell you that he uses Magnum XXL condoms and that he’ll need an average of three per day…

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