
Hello again Mr. Evans,
I just wanted to let you know that you made “Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith” so much more enjoyable. Yes. The preview of “Fantastic Four” looked quite good … especially since it looks like you do one scene in just a towel. Yummy!
Please know that I am preparing for your arrival at my little mountain retreat here in North Carolina. And if you have any special requests (i.e. a leather sling), please let me know and I will do my best to accommodate you. We are pretty laid back here, so you’ll be able to “flame on” as much as you want.
Sincerely,
Chas.

LAID BACK – indeed!
Chris asked me to tell you that he uses Magnum XXL condoms and that he’ll need an average of three per day…
Cool. I’ll buy a whole case.