Dear Mr. Evans,

I have only seen you in one movie, but I really enjoyed it … and not just because you did the first scene shirtless. That was a big bonus though. I really must now see “Not Another Teen Movie” for some whipped cream excitement. Also, I am looking forward to drooling over watching you as Johnny Storm in “Fantastic Four” this summer.

You are starting to become an obsession. I must confess that I google your name often to see what new images might be out there.

What I think makes you so great is that “boy next door” look … and that super-chiseled body … and that fuzzy chest and tummy. [Sigh]

If you ever feel the urge to have an excellent tongue bath, please feel free to stop by my mountain retreat. You will be welcome anytime.

Sincerely,
Chas.