Alas, all I can offer you this Friday is a picture (or four) of Ken Ryker. Fuzzy chest (most of the time) and a huge cock. What’s not to like? Happy Weekend.~
Author: Chas.
Coming in August!
Whoo! I have been a wee bit Goldfrapp obsessed as of late. So the news that the new album, “Supernature,” will be released in about a month makes me all smiley. I recently bought the “Wonderful Electric” dvd and really, really dig it. Two discs containing live shows at Somerset House (“Black Cherry” Tour) and at Shepherd’s Bush Empire (“Felt Mountain” Tour). Good stuff, indeed!
In the meantime, get down to a shimmery, pulsating, disco influenced Goldfrapp B-Side. I can boogie. All. Night. Long.
Goldfrapp – Yes Sir
Bed Buddies
Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove, left, listens as President Bush comments during a meeting in the Cabinet Room of the White House, Wednesday, July 13, 2005. Bush said Wednesday that he will not comment on top political adviser Karl Rove’s role in leaking the identity of a CIA operative while the investigation is ongoing.
(AP Photo/Susan Walsh)
We are currently being witness to more requisite cock sucking than you would ever see in a gay porn film.
More Lies
The White House is suddenly facing damaging evidence that it misled the public by insisting for two years that presidential adviser Karl Rove wasn’t involved in leaking the identity of a female CIA officer.
President Bush, at an Oval Office photo opportunity Tuesday, was asked directly whether he would fire Rove — in keeping with a pledge in June, 2004, to dismiss any leakers in the case. The president did not respond.
For the second day, White House press secretary Scott McClellan refused to answer questions about Rove.
Of course, the “President” didn’t respond. Of course, McClellan refused to answer any questions. It still amazes me that Clinton got impeached … IMPEACHED … over lying about a blowjob. Yet, this adminstration has been able to run roughshod over the American public with lies and deception to implement their policies and intimidate anyone who opposes them. Will anyone in the adminstration suffer the fallout from the act of treason that’s currently being investigated. I very seriously doubt it.
“F4” … A Super-Mini Review
Oh, what to say about “Fantastic Four.” Bad script. Stupid dialogue. Pointless story. Dr. Doom is really a stupid villian even though he has a great comic book past they could have drawn from. The Thing (Ben Grimm) was way cooler that he looked like he was gonna be. Pretty much the only reason to sit though “F4” is the one … the only … Chris Evans! So gorgeous. So tasty. So shirtless. So clad in spandex. And you know that didn’t have to “pad” that spandex much (if at all). Mmmm, mmmm!!!
Lists for the Weekend
Five Things I am Currently Liking:
1. “Oz: The Complete Fifth Season”
2. “Goldfrapp: Wonderful Electric” Live
3. “Carrie: The Musical” Cast Recording (Bootleg)
4: Chris Evans as Johnny Storm
5. Les the Handyman (Tatsy!)
Five Things that are Currently Irritating Me:
1. A Certain Person’s current Medical Condition
2. Work
3. Freelance Work
4. “Ragtime: The Musical”
5. My Typing Skills
Needless to say, I am so seeing “Fantastic Four” tomorrow. Maybe going to to go back to the furniture place. I found a new sofa I like. Gotta get some rest, too. Right. Happy Weekend!
Calling All Nerds!
Now we move from porno musicals to kid’s books! Unless you live under a rock, you should know that we are only one week away from the release of “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.” I am so totally primed for this book … having not read any press on it at all. For “Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix” I was all about reading up on what “might” be going down in the world of Harry. Not this time, though. I almost slapped Scott when he offered to share some spoilers. Next Friday at midnight I will be at my favorite local book store to pick up my copy … and I’ll get to drool over the cute bookseller as well.
Hot Sex :: Hot Songs
Musical Idea!
Homer does bring up a point. Why can’t the the worlds of musical theater and hardcore pornography hold hands. Jonathan Harvey and the Pet Shop Boys did a show set in a nightclub full of disparate people and drugs and sex and such. Hell, Stephen King’s novel “Carrie” even had its shot on the Great White Way. See. We’ve had a nightclub musical and a horror muscial … so, why not a porno musical? It could be set in some sleazy, underground sex club in NYC. The Bottoms could sing about the joys of getting fucked, slings and hot leather daddies. The Tops could sing about the joys of pounding some sweet, sweet ass. There could even be a number devoted to the folks that hang back and just watch. No love story would be invloved. The story could follow a newcomer to the club who wants to hook up with the hottest daddy in the joint. I think I’ll call it “A Night at the Metro.”
I’d Rather Be Watching Porn
Dark Alley Media has put up a mini site to promote the upcoming release of “Owen Hawk: Unleashed.” I needed only a few words to get me totally excited about this one … Owen Hawk … Gang Bang … Sling … Fuck Bench. Oh, Mr. Hawk … how I lust after thee.
[Note: I do realize just how extreme it is to go from discussing musical theater to drooling over porno featuring slings and fuck benches.]
Musical Blues
The past two weeks had made me really question just why I wanted to be in the summer musical at the local theater. Oh, yeah! I hadn’t sung on stage in 2-1/2 years. That’s why. But, 2-1/2 years will make you forget about what a pain it can be. 2-1/2 years will make you forget about working in a show with lots of kids. 2-1/2 years will make you forget about how unorganized a show this big can become. 2-1/2 years will make you forget about those ego clashes that will eventually happen when you get 50+ actors together in one place. Gosh. Only two complete run-throughs of the show and we’ll have an audience. I still think we’re gonna crash and burn.
Desktop Candy (Redux)
Clickity-clickity on the picture above and you too can have the spankingly hot Chris Evans for your desktop. Stare at those abs and that fuzzy chest while you work! It’s designed for a 1280 x 854 monitor (the same a a 15″ Powerbook), of course. Enjoy!
Update
Gosh. The last few days were so crazy/busy … another one of those “gotta go back to work to get some rest” kinda holiday weekends.
Friday
Got my copy of “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” ordered … finally. We are just a mere ten days from its release. Tee-hee!!! Alas, the cute bookseller was not at the store. I guess we can’t have everything, can we?
Saturday
Hosted the ten-year reunion of the “Seven,” a great group of friends that all met while doing a show. Several folks came in from out of town for the occasion. It was really great to reconnect with people that I hadn’t seen (in person) in a few years.
Sunday
Then it was back to hosting again as practically anybody who is anybody came to my place for “The 4th on the 3rd” cookout. I stayed sober. Other folks were making drunken confessions. Amazing. I think most folks had a good time. Big news of the day was that I have been asked to direct “Cabaret” next year for the local theater. Crazy!
Monday
“War of the Worlds,” baby! I dug the movie. It’s not the greatest piece of cinema. I really just wanted to see aliens blow shit up, and that’s what I got. The movie really suffers from the typical Spielberg “tricks” … but did I mention that aliens blow shit up?
“Ratime: The Musical” is gonna make us all look like idiots. ‘Nuff said.