Homer does bring up a point. Why can’t the the worlds of musical theater and hardcore pornography hold hands. Jonathan Harvey and the Pet Shop Boys did a show set in a nightclub full of disparate people and drugs and sex and such. Hell, Stephen King’s novel “Carrie” even had its shot on the Great White Way. See. We’ve had a nightclub musical and a horror muscial … so, why not a porno musical? It could be set in some sleazy, underground sex club in NYC. The Bottoms could sing about the joys of getting fucked, slings and hot leather daddies. The Tops could sing about the joys of pounding some sweet, sweet ass. There could even be a number devoted to the folks that hang back and just watch. No love story would be invloved. The story could follow a newcomer to the club who wants to hook up with the hottest daddy in the joint. I think I’ll call it “A Night at the Metro.”
Perfect! If you write and direct it, I’ll definitely buy a ticket!
of course, he would also have to STAR.
uh huh. porn “Stars” who can barely string three words together are now going to sing…..
the rare valid point. (course, there was the play Making Porn, where Blue Blake actually remembered… er, most… of his lines).
swo maybe we would get REAL actors — they’re *already* whores, so it would be a good fit. (so to speak).
No, no. No existing “Porn Stars” … it would have to be unknowns. There are plenty of hot fellas out there that can sing, act and … er, well, you know.
sing, act and FUCK – at the same time!!????
(well, there IS this guy i’ve been seeing……..)