The roomie and his woman are supposed to gone all weekend to go camping (if weather permits) or to hold up in some sleazy motel somewhere. The idea is to get away from this town for a few days (and I imagine have lots of wild sex without the fear of me walking in on it). So, what does that mean for little ole Chas? I can sit around in my underwear, drink beer and watch porn at full volume till I either:
1) Get shit-faced and pass out from too much drink.
2) Get bored watching large, throbbing cocks doing what they do best.
3) Get depressed cause I’m sitting alone on a Saturday night drinking beer and watching porn by myself.