Dear Dr. Anton Phibes,
In response to your recent comment re: The Bush White House and the space program, I suspect that the reason for the sudden need to go to Mars is that there must be some need for a Martian regime change. We can’t have those pesky Martians suddenly coming to attack Earth. I am sure that “Warrior” Bush has seen “Mars Attacks” and is worried about that possibility. A preemptive strike will show those aliens that the unilateral stance of the United States can even be felt in the deep reaches of space. I feel confident that our fearless “commander-in-chief” will lead us to victory on Mars just like he has in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Sincerely,
Chas. of CGM13 World News