If I had a dollar for everytime this stupid, slow Gateway Windows XP Professional machine has locked up and shut down programs today, I would be richer than Bill Gates. I suppose it’s that super fast Pentium Processor that keeps this machine running at top speed and with so few problems … right? Or maybe it’s that super Windows XP Professional operating system that is contributing to such smothness … right? It all goes to prove that you just can’t use a lemon to do an Apple’s job!
Boy, I am being a fussy little bitch today … aren’t I?