You’re “straight” and over at a gay friend’s house. And you know this sweet fella is stupid mad in love with you. Both of you are sitting on the couch. You feel the need to shift things around … to “adjust” stuff (you guys know what I’m talking about). So, you stand up and “adjust” pretty obviously. As you sit back down, you make a comment to your stupid mad in love with you gay friend about how nice is is that you have just “adjusted” yourself. Now life is good.
Isn’t that just the greatest story you’ve ever heard? Pretty funny, huh?