I have been reading the rest of Tolkien’s “Lord of the Rings” series. I can claim to be less of a dork for never having read them all before. Anyway, there is a scene in “The Return of the King” where Frodo is captured by Orcs and the strip him of all his clothing and possessions. Hmmmmm. I wonder if that means we will get to see a naked Elijah Wood in the third film? Ah, cheap thrills …