Gimmie! Gimmie!

With my birthday a little less than a month from now, it’s time to be shameless and say, “Get off your asses and buy me something from my DVD Wishlist!” Yes. Help make my 32nd birthday an even more special day! Lavish me with one of the many quality movies or programs that I so richly deserve. And, if the birthday isn’t a good enough reason to spend money on me … don’t forget that (Lord willing) there will be a housing warming very soon as well. C’mon and be nice to your favorite, balding, neurotic, self-obsessed, self-deprecating, low self-esteem bastard!

Gimmie! Gimmie!

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