You might remember the proposition. Well, I have officially decided against it. I know it means I will have to go without for a while longer, but I think I will be better for it. Here are the top five reasons why not:
1) I will not be breaking my “10 Years On Either Side” rule.
2) I can quit thinking that it would be like sleeping with my dad.
3) I can actually control this situation (unlike some other ones).
4) I can further my research into new masturbation techniques.
5) I can add to my pornography collection.