Sometimes you have to find a different way to tackle life, and I have found the new way. Thanks to a new book, I will become the greatest evil-doer of all time and take over the world. I am leaning toward an old, abandoned amusement park as my secret lair. My army will be an army of the undead, of course. They can transform the living into the undead … thus adding new recruits to carry out my evil, evil plans. Now I just need to work on my sinister laugh. “Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!!”