5 thoughts on “Sarah Palin: My Thoughts

  1. A sinister attorney says:

    Dear Sir,

    Please accept this correspondence as an official request to cease and desist any and all association with our client, Lucifer (Prince of Darkness and Lord of High Places), with the mortal meat puppet you pathetic humans call “Palin”. Aside from that whole Eve/Apple incident, my client has done nothing horrendous enough to warrant association with this vile succubus. Please tender your sincere apology, along with the appropriate virgin or small animal sacrifice, or risk imperilment of your eternal soul.

    Respectfully,

    Sodom & Sodom, P.A.

    P.S. For the record, Eve was framed!

  2. Dr. Anton Phibes says:

    My Love; that would be telling…..

    They got one thing right though, Eve was the fall guy (gal?) for yet another failing of the male penis. When will that little guy stop making us do such dumb things?

    Love and Miss You!! XXOO

  3. Who would have thunk they could find a dumber, more religious version of W? But they did. And she has some of that Dick gene in her too. I think that DNA has been morphed to make her in a lab.
    I heard someone call Palin, Marge Simpson played by Tina Fey starring in a sitcom set in the town from Northern Exposure.
    Sounds about right.

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