Facebook has this fun ‘lil thing where you can update you status with custom statements. I figured that I would share my current status statements with you.
Charles is freaked out.
Charles is his house and his house is him.
Charles sometimes hates technology.
Charles is in lust with Colby Keller.
Charles mowed his yard last night.
Charles now has the new “Complete Peanuts” book.
Charles is not carbon neutral.
Charles loves “Most Haunted.”
Charles is seeing R.E.M. in June.
Charles is seeing Nine Inch Nails in August.
Charles has been having strange dreams.
Charles hates trying to figure out css and php.
Charles is hungry.
Charles needs more coffee.
Charles goes to NYC in ONE WEEK.
Oh! NIN and REM and NYC! DANG!
more feng shui psychology, if you are your house and your house is you and your actual house is a shrine to horror movies, small distorted plastic creatures, zombie bears, pictures of insane asylums, and odd toy characters it is no wonder that your inner house has strange dreams.
of course you know what that means about a certain someone we know whose entire living space is dedicated to Wonder Woman.