Much to BJ‘s disappointment (I know how he likes the young ones), I will offically announce that I am madly in love with the new Freshmen cover guy, Elliot Malone. Just look at that folks. Sure … he’s young. Sure … he has no chest hair. But, who cares! He’s super tasty and packin’ substantial … er, well, you know. Mr. Malone needs to get himself to the North Carolina mountains just as soon as he can. I just know that he would be interested in an chubby, older, balding man. Damn my attraction to dark-haired fellas.