9 thoughts on “The End Must be Nigh”

1. Dude, it’s the prednisone. Don’t do it!

   11/1/2006 at 3:14 pm

2. ’bout time you joined the rest of civilization in the 21st century!! Just be sure I have the number so I can call and bug you…………LOL

   11/1/2006 at 3:15 pm

3. Be sure to get the Motorola Slvr with iTunes or maybe the Motorazr Dolce & Gabbana edition if you really want to be a pimpin’ homo. Just think, with a cell phone, you’ll always have an excuse to drive like the Dukes of Hazzard. Whatever you choose, be sure to get the bluetooth headset so people will think you’re schizophrenic and talking to yourself. Oh, the fun that awaits:)

   11/1/2006 at 11:42 pm

4. When I got a cellphone years ago, I justified it to myself by comparing them to the Star Trek communicators…I got to feel like Captain Kirk. Or Fox Mulder.
   And when we switched to cable internet, we discovered that the home phone never rang, because all our people knew to call our cells. It’s been disconnected for about four years now, and we don’t miss it.

   11/2/2006 at 7:20 am

5. HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa! That’s a good one…… You are kidding right?? If not, I think I’m gonna start looking for the pod ‘cause you have been replaced dude! I’m doing a search for “sudden personality changes” on The Google right now…

   11/2/2006 at 10:02 am

6. Oh, please–you’ve been “seriously considering” it for over a month now. Just DO it so I can start texting you filthiness at all hours of the day and night.

   11/2/2006 at 2:50 pm

7. Don’t get the Motorola I have had 4 replacements until I dropped it in the toilet had to order a nokia on e-bay and works better. Nobody is paying me to say this.

   Donpato
   San Jose

   11/3/2006 at 3:18 am

8. Better than the end being nigh when you are on a hike take a fall and break a leg as darkness falls you hear a hungry bear family looking at you like dinner at Ryan’s Steakhouse all you can eat ground Chuck buffet. Then you’ll wish you had a cell phone to have called for help.

   11/3/2006 at 9:32 am

9. Shit or get off the pot. Shit or get off the pot. (C’mon, everybody…)

   11/3/2006 at 11:00 am