Hells yeah! I will be shaking off the dust of this one horse town and be on my way to The Big Apple … The Concrete Jungle … The Capital of the World … The First Capital of America … The City … The City of Dreams … The City So Nice, They Named It Twice … The City That Never Sleeps … Empire City … Gotham City … The Melting Pot … N.Y.C. … New Rome … Babylon … The World’s Second Home … Zoo York … New York, New York.

Gosh – you’re not excited about it or anything, are you?
Nah. Not at all …