This week is gonna be “hell-with-a-lid-off” since I am gonna be gone from work Thursday, Friday and Monday.
Have you noticed how people have no problem invading your personal space when you are in line at the grocery store? They stand right on top of you or have their buggy pushed right up against your back. That pisses me off.
My fellow automobile drivers can’t seem to grasp the difference between a “curve” and a “turn.” Bastards either don’t want to slow down enough to make a proper turn or they are too lazy to actually use their arms to work the steering wheel. Either way, it pisses me off.
After rewatching “Star Wars” (in all it’s unaltered glory) on LaserDisc yesterday morning all I have to say is “Fuck you, George Lucas. Fuck you for having the hubris to fuck with one of my beloved childhood memories … you bastard.”
Anyhoo …
Gee – sounds like you are in a good mood today!!
Yeah. I am.
FART. i hate to be so crude, but, if they wanna get up all over you, then you have every right to pass a little gas in their direction….. Or taking out your imaginery cellphone and having gayphonesex – your choice.