This one’ll have ya down for the count! Alabama Takedown is another cunningly crafted classic from the master of cineporn, Joe Gage. This three hour brawl is a hefty serving of Gage hallmarks, with buddies jerkin’ it together, older dudes showing younger men the ropes, and unshaven, sweaty wranglers in rough, no-holds barred manplay. Gage’s terse sex talk simmers five tension building scenes into boiling eruption as thirteen incredibly raunchy TitanMen all-stars pound it out.

Yeah. Lately I have been “grumpy” (as one friend put it). So, the purchase of the above film is an attempt to cheer myself up. It’s been a shockingly long period of time since I purchased any porn. I have been satisfying my porno cravings with cadging stuff off the net … mostly frat boy kinda stuff and that just ain’t cuttin’ it right now.

I need Joe Gage’s direction! I need big, fuzzy fellas sucking and humping! I need to see my ol’ porno lust object, Owen Hawk (no teeth comments, please), in action! I need to check out Cliff Rhodes and Spencer Quest! I need to see if my new porno lust object, Colby Keller, makes the grade in that big, boner popping three-way I heard so much about! He must make the grade as he’s been nominated for a GayVN this year.

[Sigh]

God bless you, pornography! God bless you.