Some Legalese

Section 130.04 Acts Prohibited in a Public Place

A) It shall be unlawful for any person to knowingly or intentionally, in a public place:

1. Engage in sexual intercourse;
2. Appear in a state of nudity; or
3. Fondle the genitals of himself/herself or another person.

B) It shall be unlawful for the owner or operator of any place of entertainment, including a restaurant, club, dance hall, or any other public establishment of any kind, to allow or permit any waiter or waitress, dancer, entertainer, or any other employee or visitor of such establishment to perform any of the acts listed in such establishment.

C) Nudity means the showing of the human male or female genitals, pubic area, or buttocks with less than a fully opaque covering; the showing of the female breast with less than a fully opaque covering of any part of the nipple and areola, or the showing of covered male genitals in a discernible turgid state.

D) Violations of this section shall be a misdemeanor punishable upon conviction by a fine not exceeding $50 or by imprisonment not exceeding 30 days. With respect to division (A) above, each separate incident shall constitute a separate offense. With respect to division (B) above, each day’s violation shall constitute a separate offense.

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This ordinance get bonus points for referring to an erect cock as “male genitals in a discernible turgid state.” Now, that’s funny.

Some Legalese

3 thoughts on “Some Legalese

  1. Dr. Anton Phibes says:

    I’m afraid to ask why you were reading this, is it for your next play? If not, you should consider stealing the phrase for your posters. “SEE THE PLAY THAT CRITICS ARE CALLING TURGID!”

  2. Jeff says:

    Chas – is that the official Waynesville take on it? What does that spell for FULL MONTY?

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