I battled a sinus headache all day yesterday only to get very little sleep last night. A line of heavy thunderstorms rolled through the area and kept me away most of the night. The thunder was so intense at certain points that the windows of my bedroom would rattle in their frames. Damn that fact that I am a light-ish sleeper.
As for those jock strap pictures:
They are just some random internet finding. Alas, my stomach is not that flat … and am am a wee bit fuzzier.

yo, dumbass: for future reference, when someone asks if the totally hot jockstrap pictures are YOU, you say… what?… (say it with me, please): YES!!!! –with love, scott
I am a firm believer in the wrongness of “false advertising.”
The real thing is much better. I enjoy all the photos Charles has been kind enough to send me.
WOOOOF. Always am a sucker for jockstrap poses.