My major complaint after a first listen to Madonna’s “Confessions on a Dance Floor” is that the album ends with the down beat “Like It or Not” and not some groovy up-tempo number. The last album she did that had an up-tempo song as the last track was 1990’s “I’m Breathless.”

True. But I’ve been listening to this thing way too damn much lately. Why can’t I just take it out of the car. I think about it, but then I play it through one more time.