A – Alphabetizing makes life easier.
B – “Bitter” could a word used to describe me.
C – Consent forms must be signed before you can go on the field trip.
D – DVDs are my dirty little addiction.
E – Everyone tends to tell me their dirty little secrets.
F – Fear is a control tactic.
G – George “Dubya” is still tops on my Shit List.
H – Honk if you love ice cream.
I – I’m in desperate need of a date (or some attention).
J – Japanese horror films have a wonderful “nightmare” quality.
K – Kickin’ back with a beer and a movie is something I really enjoy.
L – Love is a myth, a lie or (quite possibly) both.
M – Metrosexuals are an evil invention of pop culture and the fashion industry.
N – Nightmares can be fun and educational.
O – Owen Hawk needs to be my love slave.
P – Pop Music Stars need to have their vocal cords severed.
Q – Qees are pretty fun little collector’s items.
R – Rainy days are something I look forward to.
S – “Simple” isn’t necessarily a bad thing.
T – Taking the train to NYC is something I never want to do again.
U – UPS delivery men are nowhere near as cute as the FedEx guys (around here anyway).
V – Vintage Gay Porn is way hotter than current industry offerings.
W – Walking (or hiking) in the woods is a good stress reliever.
X – Xylophones are very under-used in modern music.
Y – You can never go home again.
Z – Zippered pants aren’t quite as fun a button-flys.
[via Slapmonkey]