Ah, you old ceiling fan … your days are numbered. I won’t have to look at your sorry gold and white ass much longer. I won’t have to hear you rattle from being installed so poorly. It’s nothing personal. I just hate gold … and the fact that your off-centered in the room.

See. That’s where the new fan is gonna go. Much, much better.

Mmmmmm … a new ceiling box. See how it’s just waiting for new wiring and a new ceiling fan.

Painting will commence tomorrow. First the ceiling (see above color) and then the walls. Whee!