I woke last night to the sound of my front door being kicked in. I thought my roomie might be up to some mischief again, so I crawled out of bed for a look-see. To my total surprise, my house was being overrun with Russians … super evil Communist Russians. I was held at gunpoint (think “Red Dawn” without a lot of hot teenage boys) and forced to redesign my site so that it can be a tool for their Communist dogma. I can only pray that they are pleased and don’t kill me. Damn. Where’s Joesph McCarthy when you need him?