Since I’m gonna be all day getting back to the wilds of North Carolina … here’s a list to keep you busy.
10 Bands You’ve Seen Live:
1. Sting
2. Natalie Merchant
3. Laurie Anderson
4. Aimee Mann
5. Concrete Blonde
6. The B-52’s
7. X
8. The Twinemen
9. Laurie Anderson
10. Aimee Mann
9 Things You’re Looking Forward To:
1. My next beer
2. Having NO paneling in my house
3. Seeing “An Evening with Siouxsie”
4. “Haute Tension”
5. The next “Complete Peanuts” collection
6. Some pizza
7. Watching more vintage porn
8. Being kissed
9. Sleep
8 Things You Wear Daily:
1. Glasses
2. Boxers
3. Watch
4. Ring
5. Belt
6. Earrings
7. Shoes
8. Shirt
7 Things That Annoy You:
1. People who are late
2. Cellular Phones
3. Bad Drivers
4. Republicans
5. Organized Religion
6. Using “God” as justification for your actions
7. Gay Republicans
6 Things You Touch Every Day:
1. My Cock
2. Powerbook
3. Soap
4. Bread
5. Door Knob
6. Coffee Cup
5 Things You Do Every Day:
1. Sleep
2. Eat
3. Masturbate
4. Work
5. Masturbate
4 Of Your Favorite Bands or Musicians:
1. The Cure
2. Skinny Puppy
3. John Coltrane
4. Aimee Mann
3 Movies You Could Watch Over and Over:
1. “Short Cuts”
2. “Vertigo”
3. “All About Eve”
2 Of Your Favorite Songs At This Moment:
1. “A Drunken Punch-Up at a Wedding” Radiohead
2. “I Like You” Morrissey
1 Person You Could Spend The Rest of Your Life With:
1. Like that’s ever gonna happen …