Dear Mr. Motorcycle Driver,
When you are parked under the big shed that cover the gas station, please don’t sit and rev you engine constantly. The sound was so loud that I could feel my eardrum vibrate. Maybe you are wearing earplugs? Maybe the helmet is so padded inside that you can’t tell just how loud that engine is? Maybe you just don’t give a shit and feel like you need to overcompensate for your small penis? Regardless … when we people standing in line to pay up stare at you in disgust, don’t stare back at us with total contempt.
Sincerely,
Chas., Fellow Gas Station Customer