Yeah. Today is that pesky first day of April. I had thought about being all crafty and telling some story about getting the phone number of the cute check-out guy at Best Buy last night … or about hooking up with the cute married fella who’s in charge of the show I am running lights for over in A-ville. Or … I could tell you a story about coming home from that rehearsal and watching the extras on “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” dvd late into the evening… all by lonesome. Ah, the cold hard truth. April first should be a day for telling the truth instead of telling lies. Maybe I will be truthful this evening.