When in doubt, post some porn. Yea, porn!

The first round of paperwork is on its way back to the bank. Time for some distraction. Yeah!

Ah, yes … some eye candy courtesy of past “Men” magazine covers. You know, I would give my left nut to have someone to smooch on tonight. Oh, well. Looks like more porn watchin’ to pass a lonely Friday night.

Heh, heh. Pornography = Happiness.

I’ll give you three guesses what Lance Gear is doing in this photo.

I like amateur pictures. There’s just a nice, unpolished feel to them. And, since I can’t link to any porn sites, technically, here’s some nice ass that I found. I did a little clean-up to make it more presentable to you, my loyal readers. Mmm. Ass.

All this talk about Elliot has gotten me … well, er … you know. I gotta get out of here and take care of some things. Yeah, take care of some things. Mmmmm.

Boo hoo! Elliot hasn’t contacted me yet about when he’s moving here to be with me. Patience. I must have patience …

Much to BJ‘s disappointment (I know how he likes the young ones), I will offically announce that I am madly in love with the new Freshmen cover guy, Elliot Malone. Just look at that folks. Sure … he’s young. Sure … he has no chest hair. But, who cares! He’s super tasty and packin’ substantial … er, well, you know. Mr. Malone needs to get himself to the North Carolina mountains just as soon as he can. I just know that he would be interested in an chubby, older, balding man. Damn my attraction to dark-haired fellas.

We should always look for the positive in any bad situation. This whole war thing means that we will get to see a lot more of the ultra-cute Bill Hemmer. Mmmmm.

Whoo hoo!