This one’ll have ya down for the count! Alabama Takedown is another cunningly crafted classic from the master of cineporn, Joe Gage. This three hour brawl is a hefty serving of Gage hallmarks, with buddies jerkin’ it together, older dudes showing younger men the ropes, and unshaven, sweaty wranglers in rough, no-holds barred manplay. Gage’s terse sex talk simmers five tension building scenes into boiling eruption as thirteen incredibly raunchy TitanMen all-stars pound it out.

Yeah. Lately I have been “grumpy” (as one friend put it). So, the purchase of the above film is an attempt to cheer myself up. It’s been a shockingly long period of time since I purchased any porn. I have been satisfying my porno cravings with cadging stuff off the net … mostly frat boy kinda stuff and that just ain’t cuttin’ it right now.

I need Joe Gage’s direction! I need big, fuzzy fellas sucking and humping! I need to see my ol’ porno lust object, Owen Hawk (no teeth comments, please), in action! I need to check out Cliff Rhodes and Spencer Quest! I need to see if my new porno lust object, Colby Keller, makes the grade in that big, boner popping three-way I heard so much about! He must make the grade as he’s been nominated for a GayVN this year.

[Sigh]

God bless you, pornography! God bless you.

I have now become obessesed with the fella from the evil Bodygroom website. You know … I’ll gladly lend a helping hand if he’s so set on shaving his cock and balls.

I know that picture has been spead thin over the net … but I am gonna post it anyway.

Thanks to Scott, I’m now thinking about Chris Evans again …

I’m a rootin’ for ya Jake!

I have still had this sort of thing on my mind all damn day.~

Sheesh. I have had this sort of thing on my mind all damn day.

Hi, Jake! I’ve been thinking about you …

Instead of thinking about my cold/stress, I am going to concentrate on Jake and his über-cuteness today …

Oh, Chris. I know that your new movie, “London,” has been getting raked over the coals by the critics. But, I don’t care! I’ll see it because it looks like you get some great acting oppotunities with the various sex scenes and that one of you in nothing but a towel. Yum!

Something tells me that my mood would greatly improve if I could just get fucked (once … twice or ten times) this weekend.

Hello again Mr. Evans,

It’s been a while since I have written to you. I must say that I was very disappointed that you didn’t come visit me last year. I imagine that you just were very busy with all the media buzz created by the release of “Fantastic Four.” (Pssst … you were the only good thing in that movie.)

I hope that my rants about Jake Gyllenhaal didn’t scare you off as well. I like Jake and he’s got the talent and he’s gorgeous and all … but there is something really, really special about you, Mr. Evans. Maybe it’s your eyes. Maybe it’s those luscious lips. Maybe it’s that super-toned, fuzzy body that you have. Golly. I could look at you shirtless all damn day.

So, again … know that you are welcome in the mountains of North Carolina any ole time you feel like dropping by. I guarantee that your stay would be more than memorable ’cause we know all about “hospitality” here in the mountains. I might even let you out of my clutches house long enough to see some of the sights as well.

Sincerely,
Chas.