Eye Candy Update!

Here’s some people/things I am finding visually stimulating right now.


Colby Keller! I don’t need to say any more than that.


Yep. I have developed a wee crush on Shawn Ashmore (recently seen on “Fringe“).


The kid (Michael Paul Stephenson) from “Troll 2” grew up quite nicely!


I have been watching “Survivorman” via Netflix and discovered Les Stroud.


The 2010 remaster of Nine Inch Nails’ “Pretty Hate Machine” is out this week and Rob Sheridan‘s “reimagined” packaging is quite fantastic.


Tron Legacy” is mere weeks away!


The best and most visually stunning movie of the year, Christopher Nolan’s “Inception,” will be out on Blu-ray in less than two weeks!

Eye Candy Update!

Sunday Movie Double Feature


What better way is there to spend a blustery, dreary fall day than to spend it at the movies!

Animal Kingdom” (Australia, 2010)
This wasn’t at all what I expected. It’s less a story about actual crime and more about the effects of crime on a 17 year old suddenly thrust into his uncle’s criminal world. This movie is well written, directed and superbly acted. Well worth seeing if it’s playing in your area … two thumbs up!!!

The Social Network” (USA, 2010)
Seriously. David Fincher IS the best director working in the business today. This whole movie is top notch … from the directing to the Aaron Sorkin script to the acting to the Reznor/Ross score. Another two thumbs up!!!

Sunday Movie Double Feature

“The House of the Devil”


The House of the Devil” kicks it back to 1978 … old school horror! There’s none of that cheeky oh-look-at-how-clever we are satire that is the mainstay of “throwback” horror. This movie literally could have come out when the likes of “Halloween” ruled the screen. Everything in the movie works to make you think you are really watching an old-style horror movie (even the movie poster harkens back to the good old days). The story relies more on creepy atmosphere than in your face gore (don’t expect a fast moving story). The soundtrack (composed by Jeff Grace) is pitch perfect homage to the great horror scores of the late 70’s/early 80’s. My major complaint about the movie would be that the resolution feels kinda rushed … but all that comes it before is my kinda scary! I am thinking that Ti West might be my new hero.

And speaking of new heroes … here’s A.J. Bowen who is in “The House of the Devil.” He’s 12 shades of handsome!

“The House of the Devil”

The Last House on the Left (2009)


Finally … a remake that actually works!

I have a love/hate relationship with the Wes Craven original. It has some brilliant moments of terror but is also filled with a lot of silliness that ultimately deadens the movie’s impact.

That stuff is gone from the remake. “The Last House on the Left” is now a lean, mean revenge thriller machine. There are solid performances. There’s damn fine gore. All-in-all, it’s a much better film than I ever expected it to be.

Plus, “Last House” gets bonus points for having Garret Dillahunt go shirtless through the last quarter of the movie.


The Last House on the Left (2009)

Viva La France!


I will say that I find the “torture porn” sub-genre of horror to be quite low class and without much merit … but if more of said films were made some intelligence and flair then I could easily change my mind.

Martyrs” (France, 2008) knocked my socks of. I didn’t know much about the premise of the film other than a wee bit of the blurb on Netflix.

“Years after she escaped from an icy torture chamber in an abandoned slaughterhouse, Lucie enlists the help of her closest friend, Anna, to track down the family who tormented her and exact her revenge.”


Sounds like a pretty simple revenge film, doesn’t it? But, what you get is a tale that mixes several horror genre elements into one very brutal and very bloody cocktail. “Martyrs” does take an unexpected detour about 3/4 of the way through. Honestly, the less you know going in, the better. I was totally unprepared for the final act of the movie.

“Martyrs” follows on the heels of other envelope pushing French films such as “Haute Tension,” “À l’intérieur” and “Frontière(s).”  If this tend continues, I could become a total convert!

Because, it certainly appears that France is the current king of splatter.

Viva La France!