Via Daniel Martin Diaz.
Author: Chas.
There’s so much on my mind right now that I can’t even begin to put it down here. It’s the usual stuff. Questions about friendships, my actions, love, lack of love, trust … the usual crap that my brain tends towards. Maybe it was the joking way in which we both referred to my being “madly in love” with him the other day. Maybe it was that third-party lunch meeting triggered by the comments of some stupid youngster. Maybe it’s because I lied my ass off to that third-party. God. It was so “high school.” Maybe it’s because it’s a grey and rainy day out there. Maybe it’s just the fact that it’s gonna be another event-less Friday night.
In The Future
Take a wild guess who is gonna get so loaded when his bedroom is finished …
Almost. Done. Can’t Wait.
Just a few more little things to deal with and I am done! I gotta get the closet system installed. I have a few more pieces of small molding to put in the closet. I have a little bit of “touch up” painting that I need to do. I gotta get the new ceiling fan put together. But all that’s small potatoes at this point. What’s holding me up the most is getting the electrician back to finish the rewiring.
Bad Intention
Good News!
I got an e-mail from a very dear friend of mine announcing his wedding plans. How exciting. Jeff and Kelly have been together for quite a while (and have the cutest little boy). They will tie the knot sometime in May. He’s even asked me to be a part of the wedding. I have, of course, said that I would be thrilled to take part.
New Year’s Blues
This is what I wish I had been doing the past weekend. *Sigh* It was a busy (if not uneventful) lead into the new year. Partied Friday night with a wee bit too much champagne and spent the rest of the weekend working in my bedroom … doing home improvements, fellas, and not anything too fun. It’s starting to get me down. I hate mess. I spend all my free time painting, sawing, nailing (not the good kind). Ugh. The house is a mess … a total mess. Good news is that I should be done by Saturday and be able to start moving stuff back in. I wonder if Mr. Ryker is available for some heavy lifting.
So, that’s the story for today folks. Tired. Depressed. Horny.
The Year That Was
So, here’s a quick recap with thirteen highlights from my 2004 (like you haven’t heard all this already). What will 2005 hold? Ah, who knows and cares.
1. Went to NYC and saw The Man.
2. Had a date with a fella way too gorgeous to ever be interested in me.
3. As expected, I got no second date.
4. Bought a Canon Powershot S1IS Digital Camera.
5. Visited Mom in Seattle. It was fun.
6. Had a heart attack scare and got rushed to the ER.
7. Turns out it’s panic attacks for which I am now medicated.
8. Started redoing my home office.
9. Directed “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.”
10. Bought a piece of Mark Mothersbaugh art.
11. Won “Best Actor” at State Competition.
12. Finished the Office redo and started redoing my Bedroom.
13. Bought a 20G iPod.
In Non-Cock Related News
Famed (and my favorite) swing-era band leader/clarinetist Artie Shaw has died at the age of 94.
Make Mine Extra Large, Please
Ah, it’s always fun when you start something. The Glory Hole Pig wants to see what we have in the ole beside drawer. So, I’m gonna tell you what I would buy (since I have already shown you what I own). Yep. I would go for the gusto and get a Ken Ryker Realistic Cock if’n they didn’t cost so much. Hey, if you’re gonna buy you might as well buy big, right? Mr. Ryker was in one of the first gay pornos that I ever watched so I guess that’s why have a special place in my heart for him. Mmmmmm. Now if they made a Jack Wrangler Realistic Cock I’d be all over it … him or Owen Hawk. I’d so plunk down some cash for those.
The Clone Egg Says “Fuck The Human Race”
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah
That pretty much sums up the day. I’m not feeling quite as crappy as I did yesterday, but I think I should have called in sick and slept all day. So, so sleepy right now. That’s making me unfocused. Grrrr.
Last night’s trip to Lowe’s was pretty uneventful. I was concentrating a little too much on the Mohawk Perennial Flooring brochure a little too much to be able to pay attention to the handymen. And besides, if I had tried to talk to one I probably would have sneezed on ’em. I’ll have to go back for some “window shopping” when I feel more peppy.
Postcard.
Nail Gun.
Bookmark.
Miter Saw.
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Molding.
Warm Fog.
Newspaper.
Stationery.
Please, wake me when it’s time to punch out.
An End of the Year List
Since I really don’t have the brain power for something original today … here’s a listing of my favorites from this past year in movies, dvds, music and books. Enjoy.
Top Five Movies
1. “Dawn of the Dead” Directed by Zack Snyder
2. “The Incredibles” Directed by Brad Bird
3. “Open Water” Direct by Chris Kentis
4. “The Village” Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
5. “Spider-Man 2” Directed by Sam Raimi
Top Five DVD’s
1. “The Simpsons: The Complete Fourth Season” Released by Fox Home Video
2. “Videodrome” Released by Criterion
3. “Short Cuts” Released by Criterion
4. “The Alfred Hitchcock Signature Collection” Released by Warner Home Video
5. “Wonder Woman: The Complete First Season” Released by Warner Home Video
Top Five in Music
1. “Downside Up: B-Sides & Rarities Box Set” Siouxsie and the Banshees
2. “Join the Dots: B-Sides & Rarities Box Set” The Cure
3. “Astronaut” Duran Duran
4. You Are The Quarry” Morrissey
5. “Long Gone Before Daylight” The Cardigans
Top Five Books
1. “The Complete Peanuts 1950-1952” By Charles M. Schulz
2. “The Complete Peanuts 1953-1954” By Charles M. Schulz
3. “Magical Thinking: True Stories: By Augusten Burroughs
4. “The Grim Grotto” By Lemony Snicket
5. (Eeeeep. I didn’t read much this year.)