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Author: Chas.
Hoop Jumpin’
So, my bank seems to be more helpful than stupid AmEx. I talked to a rep this morning and filed paperwork to dispute the $1,500 payment. According to the bank, I should have the money back in my checking acount in 3-5 business days.
[Insert Crossed Fingers Here]
AmEx: Shit Listed!
Granted … I fucked up this morning.
I have been paying my AmEx bill online for the past few months. This morning I got online before heading out to work to pay the bill. And somehow (through my stupidity, I suspect), when I input the amount I wanted to pay, instead of it taking $150.00 it took $1,500.00. Of course I noticed this mistake a wee too late to stop it. I immediately called AmEx’s Customer Service to see if we could correct the problem. The nice (and foreign) lady informed me that since I had selected an immediate payment instead of a scheduled payment there was nothing she could could to to change the payment amount of cancel the payment. Basically it was “Sorry. You’re screwed.” I then called my bank and they seemed more willing to help with this problem. Of course they couldn’t do anything until the payment got into their system. It sounds like they will call AmEx and (I guess) request they transfer the money back and then I will make a payment in the correct amount.
Call me crazy for expecting a credit card company to be helpful. Once the AmEx is paid off I think I’ll just cancel that account and shred the damn card.
Sheesh.
I sure do hope things work out … or otherwise I am gonna be somewhat financially screwed.
The Last House on the Left (2009)

Finally … a remake that actually works!
I have a love/hate relationship with the Wes Craven original. It has some brilliant moments of terror but is also filled with a lot of silliness that ultimately deadens the movie’s impact.
That stuff is gone from the remake. “The Last House on the Left” is now a lean, mean revenge thriller machine. There are solid performances. There’s damn fine gore. All-in-all, it’s a much better film than I ever expected it to be.
Plus, “Last House” gets bonus points for having Garret Dillahunt go shirtless through the last quarter of the movie.



Blah, Blah, Blah
I be damned if I don’t have a big ole case of the “blahs.”
I think I am in desperate need of a vacation.
I mowed my yard today! That my least favorite weekly task. Fortunately I wasn’t attacked by bees this week like I was last week. Stupid yellow jackets.
I did, however, see a HUGE Praying Mantis in the flower bed. That was cool.
I have been procrastinating on my least favorite yearly design project. Waaaaaaaay procrastinating. So, I’ll have to get me ass in gear tomorrow night and get the mock up down on paper.
Whoo.
Strange Dreams
So, I will tell you that I am still a little weirded out by they dream I had last night.
In it I ended up naked and making out with a married friend of mine … who was also naked.
Sheesh.
Happiest Day of the Year

November 10 is gonna be an excellent day!!!
And yes, I do realized the contradiction of posting about bloody horror in one post and fluffy animation in the next.
Viva La France!

I will say that I find the “torture porn” sub-genre of horror to be quite low class and without much merit … but if more of said films were made some intelligence and flair then I could easily change my mind.
“Martyrs” (France, 2008) knocked my socks of. I didn’t know much about the premise of the film other than a wee bit of the blurb on Netflix.
“Years after she escaped from an icy torture chamber in an abandoned slaughterhouse, Lucie enlists the help of her closest friend, Anna, to track down the family who tormented her and exact her revenge.”

Sounds like a pretty simple revenge film, doesn’t it? But, what you get is a tale that mixes several horror genre elements into one very brutal and very bloody cocktail. “Martyrs” does take an unexpected detour about 3/4 of the way through. Honestly, the less you know going in, the better. I was totally unprepared for the final act of the movie.
“Martyrs” follows on the heels of other envelope pushing French films such as “Haute Tension,” “À l’intérieur” and “Frontière(s).” If this tend continues, I could become a total convert!
Because, it certainly appears that France is the current king of splatter.

Alive and Kickin’
Yeah … I am still around.
I have been laying low and enjoying having my weeknights and weekends back after the run of “The Producers.”
In the past few days I have been able to go see two shows, go to a gallery opening, laze around the house and catch up on my Netflix viewing (“Once” is such a fantastic film).
I even thought some about busting out the paint brush and doing some art.
Crazy, right?
Finished and Done
“The Producers” is now history. It was a good run … and I can honestly say I am happy to see this one go. It was fun, but needed a huge amount of energy every time we performed. Somehow we all survived.
Now, hopefully, my brain will get back to some regularly scheduled posting.
Photo Evidence
Here’s a few photos to make you all jealous and stuff that you haven’t seen “The Producers” yet.





“Coraline” Rocks!

You should go and “Button Your Eyes” immediately!
When-Oh-When?

Announced initially for May 19th, there is still no word when one of my favorite-est Pixar movies will make it’s high definition debut.
