Damn Those Homos!

Hearts on Fire
With the “Hearts on Fire” Conference at the Methodist run Lake Junaluska Assembly fast approaching, the local newpaper is quickly becoming a forum for those who want to spout intolerance and hatred. This shit drives me crazy. God forbid that “Christians” love thy neighbor.

My not-so-intelligent retort that I sent to the local paper:

To the Editor:
With the furor over the “Hearts on Fire” conference going on, it would be interesting to know how many of the “Christians” that use Leviticus 20:13 as their justification to decry homosexuality actually follow all the entire Levitical Codes themselves.

Accordingly those codes, these Christians would:
– Never eat shrimp, pork, or any number of other animals deemed unclean (Leviticus 11)
– Never steal (Leviticus 19:11)
– Never work one day and get paid on another (Leviticus 19:13)
– Never plant two kinds of seed in the same field (Leviticus 19:19)
– Never wear clothes made with two kinds of cloth (Leviticus 19:19)
– Never eat meat cooked rare to medium-well (Leviticus 19:26)
– Never shave your sideburns or trim your beard (Leviticus 19:27)
– Never get a tattoo (Leviticus 19:28)
– Always worship and never work on Saturday (Leviticus 19:30)
– Always stand when someone older than you enters a room (Leviticus 19:32)

Also these Christians would be killing anyone who:
– Swears at his father or mother (Leviticus 20:9)
– Commits adultery (Leviticus 20:10).
– Uses God’s name in vain (Leviticus 24:16)
– Kills another person (Leviticus 24:17)
– Works, travels far, or prepares a meal on a Saturday (Numbers 15)

It seems to me that those members of the Christian religion would be better served with the “love thy neighbor” teachings instead of using The Bible as a way to spread intolerance and hatred in the name of God.

Charles Mills
Waynesville, NC

Damn Those Homos!

Language Woes!

So, ordering off a Danish website has proved to be a little more frustrating than I thought it would be. My left arm to anyone who can play translator for the following (I suspect it’s saying these two discs are backordered until October 8th):

Din samlede ordre i Laserdisken har følgende status:

Følgende varer er klar til levering: Bestilt dato:
DK DVD Riget I (2-disc) 79.20 kr 10/8-2005
DK DVD Riget II (2-disc) 79.20 kr 10/8-2005

Din ordre er klar til levering. Der sendes til dig nu.

Or maybe it’s saying the estimated delivery date is October 8th as this stuff is gonna have to go through customs and such. Hmmm.

UPDATE!
Ooooo. I just got English mail from the Danish site and my stuff is shipping today! Whee. I love stuff.

Language Woes!

Buzz, Buzz!

The Fly: Special Edition
Dear sweet Jebus! I am so pumped for the upcoming (October 4th, people!) 2 Disc Special Edition dvd realease of David Cronenberg’s “The Fly.” Don’t get me wrong … ’cause I love the original version from 1958 with Vincent Price. But, this a Cronenberg movie!!! ‘Nuff said.

The new Special Edition will include:
David Cronenberg Commentary
3 Production Documentaries
Deleted Scenes with Storyboard and Script Comparisons
Never-Before-Seen Alternate Ending
Rare Test Footage
Original Short Story
Original and Revised Screenplays
Interactive Articles
Galleries

Buzz, Buzz!

Still Obsessed

Special Features!
Must! Have!!! Danish Region 2 PAL Special Edition of “Dogville” with a disc of of super duper special feature:
– Dogville Confessions (53 minutes)
Documentary by Sami Saif who followed LvT, Kidman and Skarsgård around and interviewed them.
– Trier, Kidman at Cannes (23 minutes)
– The Dogville Test (6 minutes)
A test of the setting with actors Nikolai Lee Kaas and Sidse Babett Knudsen. Audio Commetary by LvT and Dod Mantle
– Interviews with Nicole Kidman Stellan Skarsgård, Anders Refn, LvT (33 minutes)
– Deleted Scenes from Dogville Confessions (18 minutes)
– Visual effects (8 minutes) (with audio commentary by Peter Hjort)
– Dogville Visuals (Poster, Artworks, Storyboards)
– Press conference Trollhättan (10 minutes)
– Press conference Cannes (10 minutes)
– Lars von Trier meets the Danish Press (3 minutes)

Still Obsessed

Still God

Yeah. The show has been cast after much arguing and gnashing of teeth between the Music Director and myself. Three hours worth, people!

Yeah. I still get to play God all day long as the folks who made it into the show get contacted … rewarded, you might even say … by me. Those who didn’t make it will be smote and cast down out of mine sight to the lower depths of musical theater hell … which some say would contains such shows as “Rent,” “Urban Cowboy” and “Carrie: The Musical.”

Yeah. I really need to get off this God kick.

Still God

I Am God (For a While)

I am off after work to meet up with the Music Director for “Little Shop of Horrors.” We will watch the tapes, discuss the talents (or lack thereof) and make our casting decisions. Dreams will be made for the lucky nine (well, maybe not the guy who has to wear a plant suit for the entire show). The hopes of the other audition-ers will be crushed against the talent of those cast. Crushed!!!

Gosh, I can be snotty when on a power kick.

I Am God (For a While)

“Our Town” for Our Times

Dogville
Since I couldn’t cast my show last night, I watched “Dogville” instead. And I really, really liked it. So many things worked for me … the “staging” of the movie to be more like a theater piece than a conventional movie … the excellent cast of actors and actresses … the very downbeat tone of the story. “Dogville” is also further proof that Nicole Kidman is more than just a pretty face and is one of the better actresses working in Hollywood (yeah, fuck you Julia Roberts, you hack). Now, I just need a region free player so I can get the Danish 2-Disc DVD release which contains a load of extras including a “making of” documentary. The Amercian release is sadly lacking in the “extras” area.

“Our Town” for Our Times

Some Distraction!

SuperExtraGravity
Whoo-hoo! Laugh at me all you want but I really (and I mean REALLY!) dig The Cardigans. So, the news that their new album “Super Extra Gravity” is gonna be released on October 17 is some pretty sweet news. Interesting album cover, isn’t it? Yeah … and … the first single has been leaked to the net!

Wanna hear it? I knew you did …

The Cardigans – I Need Some Fine Wine and You, You Need to be Nicer [4.9 MB]

Yes. That’s actually the song’s name.

Some Distraction!