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New Year’s Blues

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This is what I wish I had been doing the past weekend. *Sigh* It was a busy (if not uneventful) lead into the new year. Partied Friday night with a wee bit too much champagne and spent the rest of the weekend working in my bedroom … doing home improvements, fellas, and not anything too fun. It’s starting to get me down. I hate mess. I spend all my free time painting, sawing, nailing (not the good kind). Ugh. The house is a mess … a total mess. Good news is that I should be done by Saturday and be able to start moving stuff back in. I wonder if Mr. Ryker is available for some heavy lifting.

So, that’s the story for today folks. Tired. Depressed. Horny.

New Year’s Blues

Make Mine Extra Large, Please

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Ah, it’s always fun when you start something. The Glory Hole Pig wants to see what we have in the ole beside drawer. So, I’m gonna tell you what I would buy (since I have already shown you what I own). Yep. I would go for the gusto and get a Ken Ryker Realistic Cock if’n they didn’t cost so much. Hey, if you’re gonna buy you might as well buy big, right? Mr. Ryker was in one of the first gay pornos that I ever watched so I guess that’s why have a special place in my heart for him. Mmmmmm. Now if they made a Jack Wrangler Realistic Cock I’d be all over it … him or Owen Hawk. I’d so plunk down some cash for those.

Make Mine Extra Large, Please

Lowe’s & Best Buy … Oh My!

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Lowe’s Home Improvement: Bane of my Credit Card
It’s no secret that I have been using my trusty AmEx Card to finance my home improvements. So, I have charged up a bunch over the past two days. Last night I picked up my new ceiling fan, closet light, painting supplies, outlet covers, switch plates and the closet organizing system that I have been drooling over. This morning I went back and got all the molding and trim. All that’s left to purchase now is some flooring for the closet and the hardwood floor refinishing stuff. Whoo!

Lowe’s Home Improvement: A Gay Man’s Fantasy (Almost)
“Like, OMG! I am, like, so crushing right now!” The local Lowe’s is a great place to go guy looking. Burly, scruffy handymen are all over the place picking up items for their next project. Mmmmm, mmmmm. I fell in love at least five times last night (and developed a severe neck cramp from craning my neck so much). I think that Titan should do a handyman store movie. “My, that’s a big tool you’re holding there.” I must confess to having a crush on the store manager.

Best Buy: A Gay Man’s Fantasy (For Sure!)
But, if you really want some hot fellas, the local Best Buy is the place to be. They must have some “hotness” test on the application for employment. It’s great to go in and bug the guys for some help. That way you get to cruise them without being too obvious. *SIGH* What could be better? You have hot guys and dvd’s in the same place! I must confess that I am in love with one of the store managers.

Wait a Minute!
This post was supposed to focus just on my excessive spending at Lowe’s …

Lowe’s & Best Buy … Oh My!

The Parade Continues!

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You know, there’s nothing nicer than opening up your e-mail in the morning and having ass just waiting for you. Why I didn’t do this jock thing earlier is beyond me! Thanks to all you fellas that have dropped those pants. It’s been greatly appreciated. New jocks will appear as the drop into my Inbox. Whoo! There is now a link to “The Parade of Jocks” over on the menu so that you all can enjoy anytime you want to.

The Parade Continues!

Parade of Jocks

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Alright … this is my last effort to spur you fellas into joining me in a jock strap celebration. C’mon! Don’t leave me “hanging” out there.

UPDATE! December 17 at 4:30 p.m.
Mmmm. Hard Cup!
A reader sent me his jock (apparently at the insistence of The Man). Whoo!

UPDATE! December 18 at 10:00 a.m.
Archerr has joined in the fun as well with a sweet photo. Mmmmm.

Parade of Jocks

Jocks & Things

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The Jock Strap Challenge
Well, it isn’t going too well right now. C’mon fellas! I am sure that your body is no worse my sad, flabby ass is. Notice how I didn’t reveal too much to scare people. You can do the same. And just ’cause you weren’t singled out yesterday doesn’t mean that you aren’t expected to join in the fun (Trachalio, I am looking in your direction!). So, bust out those jocks and cameras. Get to postin’. NOW!

Meanwhile … Back At Lowe’s

I really think this is quite possibly the coolest bathroom sink ever. Too bad it costs nearly $700. Ah, the price (which I can’t afford) of being hip.

Jocks & Things

BJ Is Right … Drag Out Those Jocks!

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I agree with The Man … I think that my fellow bloggers need to post jock strap pictures as well! Think of it as a group Christmas present. You can be as tame (or racy) as you wanna be. C’mon! Do it for the good of your fellow bloggers.

Casey: I’m looking in your direction.
Archerr: Set an example for others to follow.
Beau: Have fun with the rest of us.
Albert: You know you want to.
Homer: I think you would look smashing in a jock.
Jason: Be “yummy” with the rest of us.

So, bust out those digital cameras guys and get to work!

BJ Is Right … Drag Out Those Jocks!

Desktops-A-Go-Go

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Since I don’t really have anything better to do with my time but snort drywall dust and obsess about porn stars … I made some simple Owen Hawk desktops! There are five different ones. Choose your favorite or download all five. You know what to do click here, choose which ones wind your crank and then right-click/save. Since they were made by me for me they work best on a 15″ 1280 x 854 Apple Display. Viva-la-Hawk!

Desktops-A-Go-Go