The Man came up with a really great idea. A line of life-like dildos molded from fellow bloggers. Wouldn’t that be great ’cause we all know there some “blessed” bloggers out there (Corky, I’m looking in your direction).
Eye Candy
“Cellular” [An Appreciation]
Maybe saying “An Appreciation” is putting it a little too strongly … but “Cellular” is a pretty decent little action movie. The plot is a little silly, but who cares. We get to watch our plucky and reluctant hero run around L.A. trying to save the damsel in distress from the baddies (including Jason Statham!). Worth seeing when you wanna put you brain on hold for a couple of hours. Plus, it’s so great that Chris Evans is shirtless for his first scene. It gratuitous and oh-so-nice! That you, David Ellis, for making teenage girls and gay men everywhere so happy.
Mmmm … Leather!
There. Is that better for you?
And Now … Chris Evans, Part 3
Damm. I really need a life … don’t I?
And Now … Chris Evans, Part 2
Mmmm. “Fantastic Four” might be worth a look see this summer.
And Now … Chris Evans
Something tells me that I need to rent “Cellular.” Now!
And Now … Mr. Tergesen
After another year-long wait, “Oz: The Complete Fourth Season” drops into stores tomorrow. This makes me all smiley. Season Four is 16 episodes long instead of eight. Whoo. That means more “drool time” with Lee Tergesen who plays Tobias Beecher. He’s dreamy.
In Other Show News:
It’s being reported that “The Simpsons: The Complete Sixth Season” will hit stores on June 14th. Whoo Hoo!
Mmmm, Homo-Trash!
You can also check out some new homo-trash over at drubskin. Mmmm, mmmm!~
Another Mindless Post
While I hibernate some more, enjoy a shot or two of Al Parker.
And Now … Corey Summers
To counteract that George Bush picture (just for you Homer), I offer you Corey Summers. Now why, you say, have a I posted a pretty “twink”-ish fellas instead of some hot leather daddy? Well, the fact of the matter is, that Mr. Summers is probably my favorite porno actor. Firstly, there is his killer smile. Secondly, there is his … er, well you know what it is. Thirdly, his acting skills were pretty damn good. He could handle those movies that required some dialogue and plot (see Jerry Douglas’ excellent “Top Secret” … a modern porno masterpiece). It’s a total shame that he succumbed to the “shave it all” attitude of porn. You could tell that if he had gone au-natural he would have had some fuzziness to rival Danny Vox. And that would have only made a good thing that much better. Alas, he has retired from porno after a short run and probably working is some boring job under his real name. If you ever happen to read this Corey … know that you still have a rabid, die-hard fan out there.
New Year’s Blues
This is what I wish I had been doing the past weekend. *Sigh* It was a busy (if not uneventful) lead into the new year. Partied Friday night with a wee bit too much champagne and spent the rest of the weekend working in my bedroom … doing home improvements, fellas, and not anything too fun. It’s starting to get me down. I hate mess. I spend all my free time painting, sawing, nailing (not the good kind). Ugh. The house is a mess … a total mess. Good news is that I should be done by Saturday and be able to start moving stuff back in. I wonder if Mr. Ryker is available for some heavy lifting.
So, that’s the story for today folks. Tired. Depressed. Horny.
Make Mine Extra Large, Please
Ah, it’s always fun when you start something. The Glory Hole Pig wants to see what we have in the ole beside drawer. So, I’m gonna tell you what I would buy (since I have already shown you what I own). Yep. I would go for the gusto and get a Ken Ryker Realistic Cock if’n they didn’t cost so much. Hey, if you’re gonna buy you might as well buy big, right? Mr. Ryker was in one of the first gay pornos that I ever watched so I guess that’s why have a special place in my heart for him. Mmmmmm. Now if they made a Jack Wrangler Realistic Cock I’d be all over it … him or Owen Hawk. I’d so plunk down some cash for those.
Lowe’s & Best Buy … Oh My!
Lowe’s Home Improvement: Bane of my Credit Card
It’s no secret that I have been using my trusty AmEx Card to finance my home improvements. So, I have charged up a bunch over the past two days. Last night I picked up my new ceiling fan, closet light, painting supplies, outlet covers, switch plates and the closet organizing system that I have been drooling over. This morning I went back and got all the molding and trim. All that’s left to purchase now is some flooring for the closet and the hardwood floor refinishing stuff. Whoo!
Lowe’s Home Improvement: A Gay Man’s Fantasy (Almost)
“Like, OMG! I am, like, so crushing right now!” The local Lowe’s is a great place to go guy looking. Burly, scruffy handymen are all over the place picking up items for their next project. Mmmmm, mmmmm. I fell in love at least five times last night (and developed a severe neck cramp from craning my neck so much). I think that Titan should do a handyman store movie. “My, that’s a big tool you’re holding there.” I must confess to having a crush on the store manager.
Best Buy: A Gay Man’s Fantasy (For Sure!)
But, if you really want some hot fellas, the local Best Buy is the place to be. They must have some “hotness” test on the application for employment. It’s great to go in and bug the guys for some help. That way you get to cruise them without being too obvious. *SIGH* What could be better? You have hot guys and dvd’s in the same place! I must confess that I am in love with one of the store managers.
Wait a Minute!
This post was supposed to focus just on my excessive spending at Lowe’s …