I’ll give you one guess as to why I will be seeing “Blade: Trinity” when it hits video in late April …
Eye Candy
Leather All Around
I know that the man has an aversion to g-strings. I wonder if that goes for Leather “Y” Harnesses as well.
Oh, Internet …
… how I love thee. I don’t know how I functioned before I met you. You provide me with lots of eye candy to drool over. *Sigh*
The Blogger Collection
“Cellular” [An Appreciation]
Maybe saying “An Appreciation” is putting it a little too strongly … but “Cellular” is a pretty decent little action movie. The plot is a little silly, but who cares. We get to watch our plucky and reluctant hero run around L.A. trying to save the damsel in distress from the baddies (including Jason Statham!). Worth seeing when you wanna put you brain on hold for a couple of hours. Plus, it’s so great that Chris Evans is shirtless for his first scene. It gratuitous and oh-so-nice! That you, David Ellis, for making teenage girls and gay men everywhere so happy.
Mmmm … Leather!
There. Is that better for you?
And Now … Chris Evans, Part 3
Damm. I really need a life … don’t I?
And Now … Chris Evans, Part 2
Mmmm. “Fantastic Four” might be worth a look see this summer.
And Now … Chris Evans
Something tells me that I need to rent “Cellular.” Now!
And Now … Mr. Tergesen
After another year-long wait, “Oz: The Complete Fourth Season” drops into stores tomorrow. This makes me all smiley. Season Four is 16 episodes long instead of eight. Whoo. That means more “drool time” with Lee Tergesen who plays Tobias Beecher. He’s dreamy.
In Other Show News:
It’s being reported that “The Simpsons: The Complete Sixth Season” will hit stores on June 14th. Whoo Hoo!
Mmmm, Homo-Trash!
You can also check out some new homo-trash over at drubskin. Mmmm, mmmm!~
Another Mindless Post
While I hibernate some more, enjoy a shot or two of Al Parker.
And Now … Corey Summers
To counteract that George Bush picture (just for you Homer), I offer you Corey Summers. Now why, you say, have a I posted a pretty “twink”-ish fellas instead of some hot leather daddy? Well, the fact of the matter is, that Mr. Summers is probably my favorite porno actor. Firstly, there is his killer smile. Secondly, there is his … er, well you know what it is. Thirdly, his acting skills were pretty damn good. He could handle those movies that required some dialogue and plot (see Jerry Douglas’ excellent “Top Secret” … a modern porno masterpiece). It’s a total shame that he succumbed to the “shave it all” attitude of porn. You could tell that if he had gone au-natural he would have had some fuzziness to rival Danny Vox. And that would have only made a good thing that much better. Alas, he has retired from porno after a short run and probably working is some boring job under his real name. If you ever happen to read this Corey … know that you still have a rabid, die-hard fan out there.