Hmmm. Maybe if Eli Roth just stood around lookin’ all sexy and stuff then I wouldn’t hate him so much.
[Note To Self: Must find shirtless pics of Mr. Roth.]

Clickity-clickity on the picture above and you too can have the spankingly hot Chris Evans for your desktop. Stare at those abs and that fuzzy chest while you work! It’s designed for a 1280 x 854 monitor (the same a a 15″ Powerbook), of course. Enjoy!

Hello again Mr. Evans,

I just wanted to let you know that you made “Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith” so much more enjoyable. Yes. The preview of “Fantastic Four” looked quite good … especially since it looks like you do one scene in just a towel. Yummy!

Please know that I am preparing for your arrival at my little mountain retreat here in North Carolina. And if you have any special requests (i.e. a leather sling), please let me know and I will do my best to accommodate you. We are pretty laid back here, so you’ll be able to “flame on” as much as you want.

Sincerely,
Chas.

Dear Mr. Evans,

I have only seen you in one movie, but I really enjoyed it … and not just because you did the first scene shirtless. That was a big bonus though. I really must now see “Not Another Teen Movie” for some whipped cream excitement. Also, I am looking forward to drooling over watching you as Johnny Storm in “Fantastic Four” this summer.

You are starting to become an obsession. I must confess that I google your name often to see what new images might be out there.

What I think makes you so great is that “boy next door” look … and that super-chiseled body … and that fuzzy chest and tummy. [Sigh]

If you ever feel the urge to have an excellent tongue bath, please feel free to stop by my mountain retreat. You will be welcome anytime.

Sincerely,
Chas.

I know that I really should not be stealing photos from other people. But. Dear! Sweet!! Jebus!!! I love the internet.

Oh, my. How cute is Jake Gyllenhaal? Pretty. Damn. Cute. If you want to get more than your fill Mr. Gyllenhaal, check out iheartjake.com. *SIGH* Continue reading “Wednesday Lust Object” →

For your viewing pleasure, we go totally retro with Rob Lowe in a jock strap. Weren’t the 80’s great?

I confess my utter lust for the Genndy Tartakovsky designed version of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

[Please Note: The Ewan McGregor version isn’t so bad either.]

I know that the man has an aversion to g-strings. I wonder if that goes for Leather “Y” Harnesses as well.

… how I love thee. I don’t know how I functioned before I met you. You provide me with lots of eye candy to drool over. *Sigh*