So, here’s that picture of the super-tasty Jake Gyllenhaal that I was gonna post earlier in the day.
Eye Candy
Why I Love Skinny Puppy
This picture is a pretty good summation as to why I. Fucking. Love. Skinny Puppy! High strength industrial music with a heavy dose of horror theatrics (and they’re Canadian!!!). I always thought the hubub over Marylin Mason was so blown out proportion. He never really did anything really way out there. Imgaine what would have happened if Skinny Puppy had ever reached mainstream status here in the U.S. … which I am glad they never did. Heh. People still go, “Who the hell is Skinny Puppy?” when I mention the name. See what the fuss is about. You can check out an awesome (and I mean AWESOME!) set of live photos here.
My Secret Love
Yeah. I know that I have been really vocal about my love lust for Chris Evans … but the fella that I have it really, really bad for is Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal. So dreamy. So talented. Mmmm!
Desktop Candy (Part III)
Clickity-clickity on the picture above and you too can have the spankingly hot Chris Evans for your desktop. He has his shirt on in this one … but, Mr. Evans is still totally hot! Specially designed for those of you worried about being too distracted (while at work) by his beauty. It’s designed for a 1280 x 854 monitor (the same a a 15″ Powerbook), of course. Enjoy!
Update!
Friday Night:
The second weekend of “Ragtime: The Musical.” What more to say about that? Get 50+ actors in one place and egos are sure to flare up. Steve slapped some of them down … which was much needed. Afterwards, there was enough time for a quick drink and then it was off to the local bookstore and the midnight release of “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.” What a nerd I am. The cute bookseller (and in a long-term relationship) was there and we chatted for just a few minutes. That’s all I could stand. I knew if I talked longer I would make a total idiot of myself. Gosh. He was so adorable in his nerdy glasses and Birkenstocks. *Sigh* And, no. I did not stay up until four in the morning reading the book. I was sensible and got some sleep.
Saturday:
Was pretty much a lazy day. Some shopping. Some reading. Some cleaning out of the Jeep. I watched the David Cronenberg film “eXistenZ” … which I really dug. Then it was off to the show again and out for some drinks afterwards. That night I had a dream that Criterion had released special edition DVDs of all of David Cronenberg’s films and I was a very happy man. Then, I woke up.
Sunday:
The lazy morning was followed by a matinee of “Ragtime: The Musical.” I would have preferred napping on the couch. Spent the evening working on all the little projects that I hadn’t finished up yet. What a fun way to end the weekend. Yeah. That’s said with sarcasm.
In other news …
A huge thank ya to B! for pointing me to some fresh new pictures of my future sex slave boyfriend … Chris Evans. Mmmmm, mmmmm.
For Your Information
“The Ken Ryker Realistic Supercock”
Overall Length: 11-1/2″
Insertable Length: 9-1/2″
Circumference at the Head: 7″
Circumference at the Base of the Shaft: 8-1/2″
Circumference at the Balls: 14-1/2″
Now you know … and knowing is half the battle.
Brain Dead
Alas, all I can offer you this Friday is a picture (or four) of Ken Ryker. Fuzzy chest (most of the time) and a huge cock. What’s not to like? Happy Weekend.~
“F4” … A Super-Mini Review
Oh, what to say about “Fantastic Four.” Bad script. Stupid dialogue. Pointless story. Dr. Doom is really a stupid villian even though he has a great comic book past they could have drawn from. The Thing (Ben Grimm) was way cooler that he looked like he was gonna be. Pretty much the only reason to sit though “F4” is the one … the only … Chris Evans! So gorgeous. So tasty. So shirtless. So clad in spandex. And you know that didn’t have to “pad” that spandex much (if at all). Mmmm, mmmm!!!
I’d Rather Be Watching Porn
Dark Alley Media has put up a mini site to promote the upcoming release of “Owen Hawk: Unleashed.” I needed only a few words to get me totally excited about this one … Owen Hawk … Gang Bang … Sling … Fuck Bench. Oh, Mr. Hawk … how I lust after thee.
[Note: I do realize just how extreme it is to go from discussing musical theater to drooling over porno featuring slings and fuck benches.]
Desktop Candy (Redux)
Clickity-clickity on the picture above and you too can have the spankingly hot Chris Evans for your desktop. Stare at those abs and that fuzzy chest while you work! It’s designed for a 1280 x 854 monitor (the same a a 15″ Powerbook), of course. Enjoy!
For Ryan
‘Nuff said.
My Canadian Fantasy
I just want to make an observation about just how wrong it is that these two hot fellas are roomies … and they’re in Canada no less! It makes my brain work overtime … the wild, frozen north … those long, cold winter nights … two fellas sharin’ a place. Sounds like the start of a good porno doesn’t it? [Sigh]
Good Golly
Hi, Miss Molly!
I thought you might like some more photos of Chris Evans for your Friday afternoon. Yep. I’ve got flames on the brain. Good golly, indeed.
Love,
Chas.