My totally hot, Canadian fantasy has come to an end.
[Sighs and wipes tear from eye.]
Eye Candy
On a Rainy/Gloomy Monday
Yeah. I have had jocks and cocks on my brain all afternoon.
Now On Video (Deja Vu)
Since it’s now out on video, I would like to remind you all that the true stars of the “has-its-moments” remake of “The Amityville Horror” are Ryan Reynolds’ abs and chest. The creepy house get some points too but not nearly as many as Ryan Reynolds’ abs and chest. Have I mentioned just how delicious Ryan Reynolds’ abs and chest are in this movie? Very delicious.
Mr. Fox
For all you “Lost” fans out there …
Gyllenhaal Rant
Like … OMG!!! I am like so crushin’ right now ’cause the new Jake G. movie comes out this weekend. Like, how sweet is that?
According to Towelroad: “For those of you Jake fans, there are scenes where the soldiers are partying in which Swofford’s privates are covered only by a Santa hat — extended scenes of Gyllenhaal’s bare backside, and a hot shower scene in which he goes full frontal. Granted, the scene is very shadowy, but you can definitely see that Mr. G is not lacking in that department.”
Like … OMG!!! I am so gonna have to not wet myself or pass out when that scene hits the screen. ‘Cause like Jake G. is really just so hot and I so deserve to see him naked in a film. I like so deserve it! I know the movie is gonna be sweet ’cause the awesome Sam Mendes directed it … but … like OMG … did I mention that I am gonna be so crushin’ all ’cause Jake G. is gonna be NAKED and BUFF? Like OMG!!!~
In The Meantime
While I’m away, you can enjoy the slightly fuzzy and totally ripped abdomen of Mr. Chris Evans. Dear. Sweet. Jebus.
Now On Video
Since it’s now out on video, I would like to remind you all that the true stars of the “has-its-moments” remake of “The Amityville Horror” are Ryan Reynolds’ abs and chest. The creepy house get some points too but not nearly as many as Ryan Reynolds’ abs and chest. Have I mentioned just how delicious Ryan Reynolds’ abs and chest are in this movie? Very delicious. Continue reading “Now On Video”
For Your Weekend
I don’t even remember where I stole these images from … probably bigmusclebears.com (such a great site). Anyhoo … enjoy!
On My Mind …
[Please Note: Neither one of these pictures is of your humble host.]
On My Mind …
For some damn reason, I have had Al Parker on my mind all day.
Oh, Jake!
So, here’s that picture of the super-tasty Jake Gyllenhaal that I was gonna post earlier in the day.
Why I Love Skinny Puppy
This picture is a pretty good summation as to why I. Fucking. Love. Skinny Puppy! High strength industrial music with a heavy dose of horror theatrics (and they’re Canadian!!!). I always thought the hubub over Marylin Mason was so blown out proportion. He never really did anything really way out there. Imgaine what would have happened if Skinny Puppy had ever reached mainstream status here in the U.S. … which I am glad they never did. Heh. People still go, “Who the hell is Skinny Puppy?” when I mention the name. See what the fuss is about. You can check out an awesome (and I mean AWESOME!) set of live photos here.
My Secret Love
Yeah. I know that I have been really vocal about my love lust for Chris Evans … but the fella that I have it really, really bad for is Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal. So dreamy. So talented. Mmmm!