Now On Video (Deja Vu)

Mr. Reynolds
Mr. Reynolds
Since it’s now out on video, I would like to remind you all that the true stars of the “has-its-moments” remake of “The Amityville Horror” are Ryan Reynolds’ abs and chest. The creepy house get some points too but not nearly as many as Ryan Reynolds’ abs and chest. Have I mentioned just how delicious Ryan Reynolds’ abs and chest are in this movie? Very delicious.

Now On Video (Deja Vu)

Gyllenhaal Rant

Jake. Shirtless!!!
Like … OMG!!! I am like so crushin’ right now ’cause the new Jake G. movie comes out this weekend. Like, how sweet is that?

According to Towelroad: “For those of you Jake fans, there are scenes where the soldiers are partying in which Swofford’s privates are covered only by a Santa hat — extended scenes of Gyllenhaal’s bare backside, and a hot shower scene in which he goes full frontal. Granted, the scene is very shadowy, but you can definitely see that Mr. G is not lacking in that department.”

Like … OMG!!! I am so gonna have to not wet myself or pass out when that scene hits the screen. ‘Cause like Jake G. is really just so hot and I so deserve to see him naked in a film. I like so deserve it! I know the movie is gonna be sweet ’cause the awesome Sam Mendes directed it … but … like OMG … did I mention that I am gonna be so crushin’ all ’cause Jake G. is gonna be NAKED and BUFF? Like OMG!!!~

Gyllenhaal Rant

Now On Video

Abs, Baby!
Since it’s now out on video, I would like to remind you all that the true stars of the “has-its-moments” remake of “The Amityville Horror” are Ryan Reynolds’ abs and chest. The creepy house get some points too but not nearly as many as Ryan Reynolds’ abs and chest. Have I mentioned just how delicious Ryan Reynolds’ abs and chest are in this movie? Very delicious. Continue reading “Now On Video”

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