Eye Candy

Some Weekend Movies

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I watched a few movies over the weekend.

Team America: World Police (2004)
After the total brilliance of “South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut,” Matt Stone and Trey Parker released this dud of a movie on us. Some parts of it are funny, but for the most of the film the jokes just fall flat on their face, the musical “bits” are pretty lame and it last about 30 minutes longer than it should have. Zzzzzzzzz.

Into the Blue (2005)
This is a pretty decent psuedo-remake of “The Deep” (which is a pretty terrible film). It gets lots of bonus points for tons and tons of Paul Walker eye candy (please see below).
Paul Walker in INTO THE BLUE

London (2005)
Not a really good movie. It’s a little too talkie and philosophical. But the Chris Evans eye candy factor (see below) is very high … so I liked it!
Chris Evans in LONDON

Some Weekend Movies

Next Weekend

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Chris Evans in SUNSHINE
Don’t forget that next weekend the rest of America will get Danny Boyle’s “Sunshine” (featuring Chris Evans!) at their local cinema.

You can see the film this weekend if you happen to be in Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, San Francisco, Boston or Toronto. Pffffft!

Oh, yeah … and that “Simpsons Movie” opens next weekend as well.

Next Weekend

While In New York (Redux)

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Chris Evans!
Last Friday afternoon while kicking around, Scott and I decided to take in a movie. Unfortunately for us we chose “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.” Scott has some more detailed thoughts about this dreadful piece of crap movie … but I want to talk solely about (you guessed it) Chris Evans. He’s pretty much the only reason to see the film. Michael Chiklis doesn’t really have anything to do and Ioan Gruffudd and Jessica Alba are really terrible actors. And I mean REALLY terrible … as in laughably bad. But Chris Evans has got great spunk and personality on screen. Sad thing is that the shirtless scene he does is totally gratuitous and not necessary especially where it is just stuck into the cookie cutter plot. My advice: If you want to see Mr. Evans shirtless, watch “Cellular” which is a much better piece of popcorn entertainment. You can save your money on “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer” by looking at the picture below.

Chris Evans!

While In New York (Redux)

An Open Letter

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Chris Evans!
Chris Evans!
Chris Evans!
Chris Evans!

Dear Mr. Evans,

It’s been a while since I have written you because you’ve been laying low. I haven’t seen you in any movies lately though I do know that you have a big one opening next week. Maybe that’s where you have been … off hitting the gym everyday to buff up your already perfect body for the reprise of the role of Johnny Storm. In fact, you are the only reason I will plunk down my hard earned cash to see “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.” I am sure that your shirtless scene(s) and overall charm will elevate the movie to being a wee bit more than total trash.

As always, if you need a break from all the zaniness of Hollywood stardom, you are more than welcome to drop by my mountain retreat anytime you want to. I promise that your stay would be most enjoyable!

Lust-ily yours,
Chas.

An Open Letter

My Night With Jake

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Jake!
I had another strange dream last night. A bunch of us were at my house getting ready to go somewhere … and Jake was there as well. We were all chatty and I was trying to be real nonchalant and not let on just how much I wanted him. I kept trying to work it so that I would have to drive to wherever we were going … meaning that Jake would have to ride with me. I really wanted to be alone with him in my Jeep. Alas, I woke up before we left the house so I will never know if I could have had him all to myself.

My Night With Jake