My goodness! Drub over at drubskin.com has joined on The Parade of Jocks.
[Sighs and Wipes Drool from Chin.]
Author: Chas.
Next Potter!
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: July 16, 2005!
JK Rowling’s two English language publishers Scholastic and Bloomsbury announced today that “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” will be released at midnight BST (British Summer Time) in the United Kingdom, United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa on Saturday, July 16th, 2005. Bloomsbury will be releasing both the hardback childrens and adult versions (same text, different cover) of HBP like the previous books, both with a recommended retail price of £16.99, with the US version at $29.99 (although some stores have already set their pre-order price at $17.99). Bloomsbury has informed us that HBP will be “a bit shorter than Order of the Phoenix.”
Simpsons! Season Five!
“Don’t bogart that squishy!”
Simpsons! Season Five!
“No, that’s German for ‘The Bart, The.'”
The Parade Continues!
You know, there’s nothing nicer than opening up your e-mail in the morning and having ass just waiting for you. Why I didn’t do this jock thing earlier is beyond me! Thanks to all you fellas that have dropped those pants. It’s been greatly appreciated. New jocks will appear as the drop into my Inbox. Whoo! There is now a link to “The Parade of Jocks” over on the menu so that you all can enjoy anytime you want to.
Christmas Comes Early
Don’t forget that “The Simpsons: The Complete Fifth Season” DVD Set drops into stores tomorrow. I can’t wait!!! Season Five contains “Boy Scoutz ‘N The Hood” (one of my fav-o-rite episodes). “Mmmmmm. Floor Pie.”
The Parade of Jocks!
Sorry for it taking a while to get here, but it was a busy weekend. Thanks to all you fellas that grabbed those cameras and dropped those pants. You can now view some view them with The Parade of Jocks! I will post more photos and add more links as they come through. If I have identified you or linked you and you hadn’t wanted me to … let me know and I’ll take care of it. Enjoy!
Parade of Jocks
Alright … this is my last effort to spur you fellas into joining me in a jock strap celebration. C’mon! Don’t leave me “hanging” out there.
UPDATE! December 17 at 4:30 p.m.
A reader sent me his jock (apparently at the insistence of The Man). Whoo!
UPDATE! December 18 at 10:00 a.m.
Archerr has joined in the fun as well with a sweet photo. Mmmmm.
Meanwhile … Back At Lowe’s: Redux
Oooooo. I can’t wait! This the organizational system I will be putting in my closet. Make mine Cherry, please.
Jocks & Things
The Jock Strap Challenge
Well, it isn’t going too well right now. C’mon fellas! I am sure that your body is no worse my sad, flabby ass is. Notice how I didn’t reveal too much to scare people. You can do the same. And just ’cause you weren’t singled out yesterday doesn’t mean that you aren’t expected to join in the fun (Trachalio, I am looking in your direction!). So, bust out those jocks and cameras. Get to postin’. NOW!
Meanwhile … Back At Lowe’s
I really think this is quite possibly the coolest bathroom sink ever. Too bad it costs nearly $700. Ah, the price (which I can’t afford) of being hip.
Down On A Thursday Afternoon
What a “blah” day it’s been. I heard earlier in the day that a family “situation” is close to resolving itself … but not in the way I had expected or wanted to. That’s got me down. I get to go home and work more on my bedroom. I remember why I paid someone to do this last time. That makes me feel tired. Flirting with someone today makes me realize just how dateless I have been (and will continue to be it seems). That puts me in self-pity mode. I guess I’ll go home, crawl into bed and snuggle under the covers with my iPod.
Back to Horror
I must confess that I am getting pretty excited about the remake of “The Amityville Horror.” I love haunted house/ghost story movies. Love ’em! I have always been hip to the Amityville story since I read Jay Anson’s book about a bazillion times growing up. The original movie version is an ok film, but not the best haunted house movie ever made. The new one looks like it has potential … plus it’s got Ryan Reynolds in it! So, even if the movie sucks there will be some eye candy (think “Blade: Trinity”). Visit the official site and check out the teaser trailer.
BJ Is Right … Drag Out Those Jocks!
I agree with The Man … I think that my fellow bloggers need to post jock strap pictures as well! Think of it as a group Christmas present. You can be as tame (or racy) as you wanna be. C’mon! Do it for the good of your fellow bloggers.
Casey: I’m looking in your direction.
Archerr: Set an example for others to follow.
Beau: Have fun with the rest of us.
Albert: You know you want to.
Homer: I think you would look smashing in a jock.
Jason: Be “yummy” with the rest of us.
So, bust out those digital cameras guys and get to work!